We met today at 5am

[Avery_Chisholm]

I decided to take a chance, you called my bluff you were beautiful by far the most intense green eyes I have ever had the pleasure to get lost in! We clicked instantaneously the way you made my body screeeeeeeam in pleasure I haven't felt in yrs and then u had to go and get all carried away and I had to cut you loose for my own sanity. Way to go Asshole

 

[removed9556]

 

[pete]

I decided to take a chance, you called my bluff you were beautiful by far the most intense green eyes I have ever had the pleasure to get lost in! We clicked instantaneously the way you made my body screeeeeeeam in pleasure I haven't felt in yrs and then u had to go and get all carried away and I had to cut you loose for my own sanity. Way to go Asshole

buttsechs on a first date?
ugh, what a cad.

sorry, AC

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Yeah, some guys have that problem.

 

[jomar]

Gone in sixty seconds...

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Gone in sixty seconds...

Winner.

 

[pointless]

this is the weirdest thread about waking up to take an emergency shit ever.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I never understand what this chick is talking about.

Does anyone have an Avery translator?

 

[Christobal]

You promised me you wouldn't post about this. Now the whole board knows I'm an asshole.

BTW my eyes are blue.

 

[Killswitch1]

Sounds like he dropped the L word or asked for a second date so to speak.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

yet another kink thanks to the internet bro!

Stew

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i love your avy avery

 

[Brollyanna]

The idea that some of you actually know each other in real life is so unnerving - a bit like walking in on your parents having sex.

 

[Noor]

At 5am, what do you expect? I would probably besotted with anyone we !et me to back to sleep
Maybe cut him some slack and meet again at a more reasonable hour?

 

[Noor]

The idea that some of you actually know each other in real life is so unnerving - a bit like walking in on your parents having sex.

You would be surprised how many of us really do know each other, esp. us old timers here.

 

[chillywilly2]

OMG...this is about Lance isn't it

 

[GimpyIntellect]

The idea that some of you actually know each other in real life is so unnerving - a bit like walking in on your parents having sex.

I don't know anyone from here in real life, but why is that weird to you? It's 2016. There really isn't an 'ohmygod, they met off the Internet' stigma anymore.

 

[bronzeage]

I decided to take a chance, you called my bluff you were beautiful by far the most intense green eyes I have ever had the pleasure to get lost in! We clicked instantaneously the way you made my body screeeeeeeam in pleasure I haven't felt in yrs and then u had to go and get all carried away and I had to cut you loose for my own sanity. Way to go Asshole

You're just make it too easy to fall in love.

 

[Shagly]

Avery works fast.

 

[Shagly]

The idea that some of you actually know each other in real life is so unnerving - a bit like walking in on your parents having sex.

That cool.

 

[neci]

save your sanity.

 

[jezzilee]

You would be surprised how many of us really do know each other, esp. us old timers here.

Some og us newer ones too!

 

[Shagly]

Did Avery get boob tattoos?

 

[Noor]

Some og us newer ones too!

 

[Brollyanna]

I don't know anyone from here in real life, but why is that weird to you? It's 2016. There really isn't an 'ohmygod, they met off the Internet' stigma anymore.

It's 2016 and I STILL forget the and . It was a joke o )