We Got the Beat...

*starts dancing to the music in my head and looks like a complete ass*
 
when a problem comes along, you must whip it...

*walks in wearing a red flowerpot on head*

*snap*crack* whip it good!
 
Don't drink, don't smoke - what do you do

Don't drink, don't smoke - what do you do

Certain innuendos follow
Must be somethin' inside


I was SO in love with Adam Ant.
 
You were watching VH1 again, weren't you? Damn. I missed the end of that show too.
 
I would just like to say to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it was, what it will be.
 
Artist: Go-Gos
Album: Non Album Tracks
Song: We Got The Beat




See the people walking down the street
Fall in line just watching all their feet
They don't know where they wanna go
But they're walking in time

They got the beat
They got the beat
Yeah
They got the beat

See the kids just getting out of school
They can't wait to hang out and be cool
Hang around 'til quarter after twelve
That's when they fall in line

Kids got the beat
They got the beat
They got the beat
Yeah
Kids got the beat

Go-go music really makes us dance
Do the pony puts us in a trance
do the watusi just give us a chance
That's when we fall in line

We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Yeah
We got the beat

Everybody get on your feet
We know you can dance to the beat
Jumpin'-get down
Round and round and round



Artist: The Bangles
Album: Non Album Tracks
Song: Walk Like An Egyptian



All the old paintings on the tomb
They do the sand dance, don'cha know?
If they move too quick (Oh-Way-Oh)
They're falling down like a domino

And the bazaar man by the Nile
He got the money on a bet
For the crocodiles (Oh-Way-Oh)
They snap their teeth on a cigarette

Foreign types with their hookah pipes sing:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo...
Walk like an Egyptian.

The blonde waitresses take their trays
Spin around and they cross the floor.
They've got the moves (Oh-Way-Oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (Oh-Way-Oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian

All the kids in the marketplace say:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo...
Walk like an Egyptian.

Line your feet astreet, bend your back,
Shift your arm, then you pull a clock
Like Sergeant O (Oh-Way-Oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops,
They're hanging out in the donut shop.
They sing and dance (Oh-Way-Oh)
They spin their clock and cruise on down the block

All the Japanese with their Yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
The Chinese know (Oh-Way-Oh)
They walk along like Egyptians

All the cops in the donut shops say:
Way-oh-way-oh-way-ooo-aaa-ooo...
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian




Artist: Devo
Album: Non Album Tracks
Song: Whip It



crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it
now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good
when a good time turns around
you must whip it
you will never live it down
unless you whip it
no one gets their way
until they whip it
i say whip it
whip it good


Artist: Adam Ant
Album: Non Album Tracks
Song: Goody Two Shoes



With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup makeup
Make sure they get your good side good side

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

CHORUS:
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something he's hiding

We don't follow fashion
That would be a joke
You know we're going to set them set them
So everyone can take note take note

When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs eyeballs
Pretending that you're Al Green Al Green

No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong or what's right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight big fight

Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all time legend
I think the games have gone much too far

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token token
Write it on a pound note pound note

Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke - what do you do?
(repeat)
Subtle innuendos follow, must be something inside
 
What do you call a chick in overalls and a tank top, with her hair in a bandana wad, with one leg shorter than the other.....
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...Ileen!


Come on Ileen
I swear I am gay
I can't take it....(background singers "I can't take it")
Gotta stick my dick in a butt!!
I mean "You mean everything!"
 
I thought this would be gone by now...

I'm not even sure wut this thread iz about...But that's the Fun of this place...
 
G.R. said:
What do you call a chick in overalls and a tank top, with her hair in a bandana wad, with one leg shorter than the other.....
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...Ileen!

If she's Oriental..................Irene.
 
G.R. and Purple Haze - you two are nuts (and I mean that in the best possible way).

Still ROTFLMAO!!!!
 
It iddn't pretty, there are horns everywhere. We're gonna maybe try to drop a little napalm there and see if we can cook him down. Have us a little water buffalo barbaque.
 
Do keep up.

We were down to our last pipe bomb, to far from the boulders and the motha fucka was coming at us damn fast. So I remembered the stampede gag I played on you earlier. It just came to me.
 
Stam...

You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, breasts that won't quit, and legs that go allllllll the way!!!!

*dust kicking halt*

"Hi! I'm Rhonda!"

*disappointed slumping in the seat of the International*
 
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