We found your whale.

[shereads]

If your humpback whale is missing, it's hanging around off the coast of SE Florida. Call State Dept. of Fish and Wildlife to identify your whale. (Unless it's one of the many Christmas whales that get dumped in the ocean after your kids get tired of feeding it and trying to housebreak it. In which case, you should be ashamed of yourself.)

 

[cantdog]

good morning, shereads

No such whale will acknowledge me. None of them answer to Skippy, I imagine?

 

[Guest]

Let me check the swimming pool?


Oh, damn, one of the kids must have left the gate open.

Does the whale have my youth, and optimism with it?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Let me check the swimming pool?


Oh, damn, one of the kids must have left the gate open.

Does the whale have my youth, and optimism with it?

next time use the leash.

 

[Guest]

next time use the leash.

The leash was otherwise being utilized.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

The leash was otherwise being utilized.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Wait, that's it in my water bottle . . . No, wait, that's backwash. Nevermind.

 

[goro goro]

Did anybody notify Captain Ahab ?

 

[Rhys]

*wonders if it was a bikini whale*