We FOUND the COLLISION!

[IrezumiKiss]

http://gephardtdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/crash-2.jpg

http://static.republika.co.id/uploads/images/inpicture_slide/puluhan-kendaraan-yang-menumpuk-akibat-kecelakaan-tabrakan-beruntun-di-_121123131346-301.jpg

http://www.kualalumpurpost.net/wp-content/themes/patterns/timthumb.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kualalumpurpost.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F10%2FCalifornia-Bus-Crash.jpg&q=90&w=650&h=300&zc=1

https://mgtvwkrn.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/c04amwqxuaamxtp.jpg?w=640

Jeebus. The fuck is wrong with FedEx?

Sticking with UPS for the time being!

 

[Libsam]

Damnit, i thought this was going to an Amelia Earhart thread!!!

 

[Not Normal]

http://gephardtdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/crash-2.jpg

http://static.republika.co.id/uploads/images/inpicture_slide/puluhan-kendaraan-yang-menumpuk-akibat-kecelakaan-tabrakan-beruntun-di-_121123131346-301.jpg

http://www.kualalumpurpost.net/wp-content/themes/patterns/timthumb.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kualalumpurpost.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F10%2FCalifornia-Bus-Crash.jpg&q=90&w=650&h=300&zc=1

https://mgtvwkrn.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/c04amwqxuaamxtp.jpg?w=640

Jeebus. The fuck is wrong with FedEx?

Sticking with UPS for the time being!

I still trust FedEx more.

 

[milehighcityman]

LOL. Why is it every time you see photos or video of a big pile up there is inevitably a FedEx truck in there somewhere. I wonder if you have a package on that truck, when you check your tracking number, does the status change from "in route" to "burned up?"

 

[Not Normal]

LOL. Why is it every time you see photos or video of a big pile up there is inevitably a FedEx truck in there somewhere. I wonder if you have a package on that truck, when you check your tracking number, does the status change from "in route" to "burned up?"

That status would be funny, if its not your package.

 

[adrina]

That status would be funny, if its not your package.

Then they should change it to "insurance settlement pending".

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Where is my order?

 

[Nipples_Mcgee1]

That status would be funny, if its not your package.

I certainly hope not!

 

[pink]

I'm staying away from fed ex on the highway.

 

[Not Normal]

Then they should change it to "insurance settlement pending".

'cept they're gonna do their damnedest to NOT pay that claim.

I certainly hope not!

*rimshot*

I'm staying away from fed ex on the highway.

smart

 

[adrina]

'cept they're gonna do their damnedest to NOT pay that claim.

*rimshot*

smart

I think in a case like this it's pretty much a guaranteed payout.

 

[nowisthetime]

That's quite a collision

https://ii.yuki.la/e/88/c0e1b9bf4e4f2207ea8577afb632af9e3631ddee05d87dfb7562c327cb11888e.gif

She stopped the collision

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/22/2f/81/222f8114e36e205e444c8060b7b9aa83.gif

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That's quite a collision

https://ii.yuki.la/e/88/c0e1b9bf4e4f2207ea8577afb632af9e3631ddee05d87dfb7562c327cb11888e.gif

Dayum. That's my girl Maserati. If her colliding colossal caramel cans can't make you nut, you ain't alive.

Can't quite make out who tattoo chick is - it might be Bella Bellz - but I need to find this vid.

UPDATE: Found it. It's called "Jacuzzi Pussy Pounding" and the other woman is Joslyn James. Go get it, you pervs.

 

[magicalmoments]

I think in a case like this it's pretty much a guaranteed payout.

http://gephardtdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/crash-2.jpg

http://static.republika.co.id/uploads/images/inpicture_slide/puluhan-kendaraan-yang-menumpuk-akibat-kecelakaan-tabrakan-beruntun-di-_121123131346-301.jpg

http://www.kualalumpurpost.net/wp-content/themes/patterns/timthumb.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kualalumpurpost.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F10%2FCalifornia-Bus-Crash.jpg&q=90&w=650&h=300&zc=1

https://mgtvwkrn.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/c04amwqxuaamxtp.jpg?w=640

Jeebus. The fuck is wrong with FedEx?

Sticking with UPS for the time being!

There seems to be a large proportion that involve locomotives! How can you not see a fucking train?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://dss.fosterwebmarketing.com/upload/injurytriallawyer.com/fedex_truck_accident.jpg

http://amarillo.com/sites/default/files/styles/slideshow__640x360/public/14145558.jpg?itok=QeqNaP18

http://vvng.wpengine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Fedex-Van-Crashed-with-VVTA-Bus-3-1024x683.jpg