Isabella Thorne
Saucy Ambassador of Tarty Foreign Affairs
- Joined
- May 5, 2000
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Wonderful Wonderful Wonder AssLifter ... ha ha ...
well i saw on television the other night about this new lingerie that was invented ...
along the lines of the Wonderbra <"lifting" up a woman's cleavage to head-turning proportions and thus lifting up her confidence and self-esteem along with her boobs> ...
but instead it would lift our dragging-too-low butts into perky saucy derrieres ...
unfortunately there are only two models in existence today ... and alas our saggy bums have to suffer through yet another humiliating winter until we will be able to purchase the new lingerie in spring 2002.
ooooooh i can't wait to see my naughty new toush.
well i saw on television the other night about this new lingerie that was invented ...
along the lines of the Wonderbra <"lifting" up a woman's cleavage to head-turning proportions and thus lifting up her confidence and self-esteem along with her boobs> ...
but instead it would lift our dragging-too-low butts into perky saucy derrieres ...
unfortunately there are only two models in existence today ... and alas our saggy bums have to suffer through yet another humiliating winter until we will be able to purchase the new lingerie in spring 2002.
ooooooh i can't wait to see my naughty new toush.