We Are...

[Dillinger]

The Knights Who Say Ni!!!

 

[sunstruck]

Now fetch me some Shrubary!

 

[Starblayde]

I have just one word....

IT

 

[Shockdoctor]

Knight who no longer says "ni"

Now he's said the word!

 

[unclej]

ok, i'm goin back to the "you know when you're old" thread....

 

[missy2]

I'm Not Quite Dead Yet!I'm Getting Better! I Think I'll Go For A Walk!








SHE'S A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Starblayde]

its only a flesh wound.....

 

[missy2]

YES! YES! You must spank all of us-----And after the spanking--------------ORAL SEX!!!!






CAMELOT!
CAMELOT!
CAMELOT!

It's only a model!

 

[Shockdoctor]

its only a flesh wound.....

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

 

[just pet]

Bring out your dead
Bring out your dead

 

[just pet]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Starblayde]

Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

what are you going to do, bleed on me?

all right... we'll call it a draw

 

[Shockdoctor]

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his penis.....

 

[Shockdoctor]

what are you going to do, bleed on me?

all right... we'll call it a draw

Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

*clapping two coconut halves together as I skip along through the forest*

 

[Shockdoctor]

I'm not a knight, I'm a lumberjack.

And that's ok

That song is hilarious...I'd post the lyrics if I could remember them.

 

[Dillinger]

YES! YES! You must spank all of us-----And after the spanking--------------ORAL SEX!!!!






CAMELOT!
CAMELOT!
CAMELOT!

It's only a model!

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to think about the Holy Grail now that you've mentioned oral sex?

 

[sunstruck]

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to think about the Holy Grail now that you've mentioned oral sex?

Why? they're both things men have been on long, sometimes dangerous quests for for centuries.

 

[Starblayde]

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to think about the Holy Grail now that you've mentioned oral sex?

Naughty Zoot... been setting light to the grail-shaped beacon again!

 

[Shockdoctor]

Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!

 

[Guest]

Ask and ye shall receive...

 

[riff]

We are stardust.....

 

[Dillinger]

LAUNCELOT:
Have we got bows?
ARTHUR:
No.
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother
Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine
enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals
and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be
the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest
thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!

One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
[rabbit dies]

 

[Guest]

Good morning MC Dill