We are gonna have an AUCTION !!!!

[Siren]

 

[Pyper]

Let's auction off Sirenita!

 

[lavender]

 

[scylis]

can you auction off me? i don't have any points to use anyway...

 

[Ask For More]

i also think...

Sirenita should go under the hammer

And my favourite safety razor pyscho bitch as well

 

[Siren]

Scylis you have points...you musta forgotten..you have 75

 

[Angel]

I want to nominate Problem Child, just cuz I want to bid on that ass.

Er....


Yeah.

Can I nominate more than one?

For a chick I'd nominate Muffykins, cuz I adore her.

 

[Starfish]

Siren,

What the hell is 25 lit points gonna get me?
PC's cum shot in the eye?
Shit.
I am fucked. I am pissy. I need sex.

 

[Pyper]

Well, dammit. Then I nominate AFM and Lavy.

 

[Siren]

Nominate as many as you want

 

[scylis]

umm... how did i get 75 points? what the hell have i ever done? do you know when i got them? or for what?

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

Anyone with Lit points under 50 gets to multiply their number by 3

 

[Pyper]

I missed Lavy's auction? Hell and damnation.

 

[Siren]

You got em Cuz I says you got em

 

[Mischka]

Scylis, you're supposed to keep track of these things. I have charted every point I've gotten. Not that it will do me any good. I'm stuck with G.R. in the low point gallery. I say we make a pitcher of margaritas and watch the fun from afar.

P.S. I nominate EBW and Expertise for males, Angel and TN-Vixen for females.

 

[lavender]

 

[Pyper]

Miscka's boobs look like wooden Dutch shoes gone horribly horribly wrong.

 

[scylis]

i must have gotten them when i wasn't looking or something! i honestly don't remember seeing Siren say i got any, really!

uumm.. can we put in a pre-auction bid?

 

[Ask For More]

Damn, i have 55!
Can i still multiply it?
I want that safety razor dammit

 

[Pyper]

I missed Lavy's auction? Hell and damnation.

Hey, my offer to convert for you Pyper, is ALWAYS open.

*waggles eyebrows suggestively*

 

[Problem Child]

I nominate:

angelbabydoll.

a second for most muffin-divable.

lascivious lavy-licious.

heroin bent mischka-ricardo.



(they should have little cock and pussy and chi-chi icons. I'm sick of smilies.)

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

OK anyone below 60 lit points can mulitply by 3

 

[Pyper]

I don't know if either of you want me. Remember "Tombstone"? Well right now I sound like Doc Holliday. I'm a goddamn lunger.