Waxing tips.

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Dear Friends,

Quite a few of you have sent me e-mail requesting waxing tips after I posted the shaving tips. Since there were too many of you to reply individually regarding the same topic, it made sense to post it here.

I received my first waxing at age 16. I chose to get waxed because it is always swimming season in Florida where I live. Shaving every other day became a tedious chore.

Waxing your legs is easy. If you are wanting to wax your pubic area, you will need the help of a salon or someone close you trust with your life. I say to use someone you trust with your life because the first few times you get your pubic area waxed, you will really feel as if you are dying.

The following directions are intended for the assistant, not for the person being waxed. They are directed for pubic area waxing, but can also be used as general waxing directions.

Assuming you have a trusted someone available, you will need the following supplies:

Heatable wax
Applicator (a plastic butter knife will suffice)
Muslin strips
Wax remover
Anethetic spray (optional)
An old towel.
Copious amounts of alcohol. (Tanqueray and tonic with a squeeze of lime is preferred.)


I highly recommend Honee supplies made by Gigi Laboratories available at finer beauty supply stores.

IMPORTANT: Do not have sexual contact prior to waxing. It makes the area too sensitive for waxing.

Do not wax open or healing wounds.

1. Allow several days hair growth to ensure a good hair gripping surface. Short hairs may not adhere to the wax well, requiring unecessary repeat and pain. Longer hairs adhere well ensuring a firm grip.

2. Have a few drinks to calm the nerves.

3. Prior to bathing, apply the optional anesthetic topical spray (4% Lidocaine) to the area to be waxed. Rub into the skin. It will not totally numb the area. It can only serve to dull the pain.

4. Bathe and cleanse the area well prior to waxing. The optional anesthetic spray is oily. To ensure a firm grip, use a degreasing hand soap.

5. While bathing, have your assistant warm the wax. There are many cold waxes available, but they do not work as well as a heated wax. Waxes can be heated in a microwave, but will need to be reheated throughout the waxing process. To avoid this step, purchase a wax warmer also available through finer beauty supply stores. The wax will slightly harden when applied resulting in a stronger hair grip.

6. Place the old towel on a comfortable chair or seating surface. If you are particularly sloppy, another towel used as a floor drop cloth would be a good idea as well.

7. Have another drink.

8. Decide on how much of the hair you wish to be removed.

9. Have your lady-friend sit on her knees facing away from you. This position allows you to reach areas normaly unreachable, like the lower outer labia and anus. (Lips and ass to those without a clue.) She will need to reposition herself throughout the process, but I've always found getting the hardest areas completed first worked well.

10. Take a long swig of alcohol.

11. Using the applicator, apply a thin layer of heated wax to the skin and smooth following the hair growth. Do not apply against hair growth. Use as little wax as possible. Too much wax will not grip to the muslin strip. Do not cover more area than your muslin strip can easily cover. It is best to wax in tiny long strips as opposed to large, wide ones.

12. Immediately after applying the heated wax, firmly apply the muslin strip. Press the strip with your fingertips along the entire length to ensure the wax is absorbed slightly into the muslin strip.

13. Allow a few seconds for the wax to slightly cool.

14. Have her take a few more gulps of alcohol.

15. Grip the edge of the muslin strip firmly. Sharply pull the muslim strip as close to the surface as possible and against the hair growth pattern.

16. Apologize and mix her another drink. You may want to bring her the bottle if she wishes to continue.

17. If there are hairs left that were not pulled, do not rewax the area. Repeat the process the next day after the skin has calmed. Immediately rewaxing can remove skin causing more pain, bleeding and eventual scabbing.

18. Repeat steps 10-16, shaping the pubic hair into the desired pattern or remove entirely.

19. When finished, follow the directions on the wax remover bottle. Standard soaps will not work in removing wax. They will serve only to spread the wax.

I assure you, the pain does go away. I only have to wax once every two months now. There is only a slight discomfort. That discomfort far exceeds the inconvenience of shaving several times a week.

It saves me time and the skin feels softer. Waxing also works well on legs, underarms and shaping eyebrows.

A note to the assistant: If you followed the steps I provided closely, she will be pretty liquored up. Now is your chance to try things she normally wouldn't allow.


Happy waxing,
Ignore Me

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Locate and enter the "Links" section.
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She's a pro...ok, a quicky here...in the shaving post, you said something about water based lotion, what do you use? I've just been using Skintimate Shave gel. Have you found something that works well for you? I used to shave for this boyfriend that I had. When we broke up, I stopped doing it, and just recently started again. I may try the waxing, but I have no one to help me out with it, so it's sort of on the back burner for now.

Thanks for posting all this, it's great to get tips from people who have such good advice.
 
Dearest Matt and SammyJo,

Matt, sorry to be so long winded in my suggestions. I wanted to be thorough.

SammyJo, the reason I recommended a water based lotion instead of using shaving cream or gels is that when they are heated with the warm washcloths they tend to disolve.

A water based lotion will not only stay where you want it, it will also soften the skin before, during and after the shaving process.

The water based lotion I use is by Paul Mitchell. Their product line is by purchase at salons only. It is a bit more expensive, but it serves its purpose well.

Happy to help again.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me
 
Oh My God, Ignoreme. No wonder I never tried the wax. The Marquis de Sade must have perfected that process.

The last time I had a rectal proctoscope up my ass, WAY UP my ass, I asked the proctologist if he was trained my the Marquis de Sade. I told him I wished at that particular moment in time that I was a masochist for I would have had a massive climax. He almost fell off his stool laughing. I was NOT laughing.

This sounds like a job for Super Masochist! Get your pussy waxed and feel REAL pain!

Aieeeeeee! Shit! Thank you no! I'll use my depilatory cream.

General anesthesia sounds like a good way to go before this process. Consult your local Yellow Pages for a good anesthesiaologist - sorry not covered by insurance or medicare.
 
Oh my god Iggy! That / section has got to be the sexiest thing I have ever come across. On the one hand, your site is just a regular, entertaining website. You've probably told all your friends and colleages about it and it's been seen by thousands of people. But on that very same site is a whole other side of you that very few people ever get to see. The thought of that, the possibility of being caught, the thrill of having all that stuff there for the viewing but not out in the open turned me on more than ever before. It is an absolutely brilliant idea! Your hubby is a VERY lucky man.

Incedently, are those stories true (in part or whole) or just tales? Either way they were fantastic! Are they on Literotica?

Cheers,
MADDOG

P.S. LOVED the pics!
 
Dearest MADDOG,

You were right. Almost everyone I know personally knows my original website address. The address has even been advertised in a few trade magazines.

I don't make any attempts to conceal my opinions. I do, however, make every attempt to keep my personal life personal.

I like the idea of having it hidden just below the surface. Almost within reach. My career requires that I present myself in a professional and appropriate manner.

Most people know me as a well mannered young woman. I would even go so far as to say that possibly a few of them consider me prudish.

I do as I please with my free time. My professional and personal lives are a stark contrast. I don't believe I have multiple personas for different aspects of my life. I believe that each of my personas is in each aspect.

About my stories, each is based on true events. Of course, a bit of drama was added for the benefit of the reader. I wanted the reader to experience my excitement.

I do not have any of my stories published on Literotica. All I have submitted here is photographs.

Thanks for the kind compliments.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me
 
awesome stuff Iggy; love the secret site. Lucky John. Any vacancies for a service station attendant in your town??? Actually , I think I need a new career ... will train as a waxologist or whatever it's called...

All I can't figure is your handle. Ignore Me? Shit how could we? It would be more realistic to use "Gawp At Me"
 
Originally posted by golden:
All I can't figure is your handle. Ignore Me? Shit how could we? It would be more realistic to use "Gawp At Me"

Given that in a large percentage of her pictures, she's armed: It's got to be short for 'Ignore me at your own risk."
 
Dearest Golden,

I'm not so sure if there are any open positions with any of my local filling stations.

When I feel like showing off at gas stations now, all they get is a peek. What they get to see depends on my mood at the time.

Keep in mind, the experience I detailed for you was entirely by accident on my part. Of course my husband, John, was aware and enjoyed himself.

I have to admit, I did enjoy myself as well, but felt extreme embarassment afterwards.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me
 
Ignore Me

Thanks for being you and sharing with us.

I would LOVE to read any fiction you might want to write.

I think the B/W's were my favorite but I enjoyed them all.

Thank goodness I am not a woman and that women care enough about how they look, to go through all the things they do to look so dang pretty.
 
Hey Iggy. I was just wondering if you had any plans to update the site (both sections) in the near future?

What was your primary reason for the / section? Was it just as a turn on for the reasons I mentioned? Or was there more (or less) to it? Has anyone you know personally other that your husband (I assume he knows...) seen the section? Did you tell them or did they stumble onto it (and if so, how did you handle it?!)

One more thing, you asked about how you could somehow turn a profit from your site. (I forget where, so if the question has been answered sorry to go over old ground). Other than doing the panty and pic selling thing, you could have banners (not neccissarily adult oriented, though they pay best). There are companies which pay you around 8c per click through and they rotate the banners. It's very easy to do. Also, you could become an affiliate to companies like CD now and Amazon or a search engine, they can pay quite well too (Commison basis). If you're aloud by the law enforcement agency you work at (something I think is TOTALLY sexy! - Love those gun pics!), you could start a members section. You could have special features in it (up to you), and you may even consider some bikini pics to get the punters in. That would mean a little bit of E-commerce software though, unless you did it by mail. Hope that helps.

Liked your pootie eating tips!

Cheers,
MADDOG

Oh, by the way, can I ask how old you are? And one last thing... If you do start a members section, will you make me an honorary life member? PLEASE?! Or at least give me a small kiss on the cheek...?
 
Dearest MADDOG,

Thanks for visiting with me at my site. I try to update often, but work keeps me quite busy. The last time I updated the hidden section was about a week ago.

Since I do not have the opportunity to update as often as I'd like, I try to make up for it in volume. On the last update, I added about 30 new photos. There is now a total of around 140. That's more than many pay sites.
I started the main portion of my site really because the space was free and I wanted to see if I could do it. It really has grown well beyond my control. I am continuously swamped with mail in my P.O. box and e-mail.

I opened the hidden section to extend my exhibitionism. I think all women are exhibitionists. There are just varying degrees of exhibitionism. Some women appreciate a flattering look and some of us will go through deeper processes for the appreciation.

I keep that section of my page hidden because all my personal friends know of its location. Of course, it would not be wise of me to tarnish my professional image which is why I keep it hidden.

It has never been accidentally discovered by anyone I know. I think it's hidden well. When most people see a "404 Error" message, they hit the back button before they read the message. By hiding it that way, it takes advantage of everyones impatience.

Thanks for the money making tips. I already use the banners on my main pages. Not all of the companies and sites on my page of links is there because I like their site. Some money can be made with banners and ads, but very little. How often do you click on banners? Personally, I never do.

Many people say I am way too young to be who I claim to be. I always accept the skepticism as a compliment. On May 11 of this year, I will be twenty-seven. Hardly a baby, but years away from being an old maid.

Thanks again for visiting with me.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me
 
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