Watching awards shows like the Golden Globes...

[Whispersecret]

...makes me want to diet like crazy and binge on a quart of ice cream at the same time. Fuck those gorgeous women! Let's kill 'em all! WHO'S WITH ME??? <screams as she bolts toward the freezer, a huge ladle clutched in her hand...>

 

[Dillinger]

Can we just fuck them to death?

 

[Madame Pandora]

Let's Scare Jessica To Death

LOL


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[Whispersecret]

I don't care how they die. Just make them suffer! <slam dunks the empty carton in the garbage> Ice cream man! Another pint of Cherry Garcia! Make it a double!

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'm with ya. Damn, I feel fat!

And those acceptance speeches! Such drivel, such inanity, such false modesty!

But mostly, watching those awards shows makes me really, really glad I'm not famous.

 

[Dillinger]

Will we have to sit through long written acceptance speeches after the lit awards are announced? *lol*

 

[Madame Pandora]

Al Pacino would make a good mute

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[KillerMuffin]

I have the simple solution... I don't watch them.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

I'm not a big fan of awards shows. I think they're just another excuse for rich people to get dressed up and pat each other on the back. It's funny how the public is like riveted by these things... we have absolutely nothing to do with them (except for the People's Choice Awards), and yet we feel some odd sense of satisfaction when someone wins... like we won or something.

Oh well.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Not watching? That's no fun. I like the murder theory.

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[Mustang Sally]

I have the simple solution... I don't watch them.

But Muff, then we'd have to find something else to bitch about. I don't make a point of watching them, but I figure, once you've seen one, you've seen 'em all, so I feel qualified to bitch along.

And another thing! They show, like, 3 awards per hour! They just barely squeeze 'em in between all the presentations, performances and commercials. *boooring!*

 

[CelestialBody]

Sorry to interrupt,

 

[CreamyLady]

May I suggest instead some great music on the stereo and a good book? Also, the ice cream.

 

[CelestialBody]

Great music, ice cream

 

[Whispersecret]

Well, I'm not really watching. I'm here giving legal advice and inciting felony weight gain. What I should be doing is writing.

 

[April]

Hey, CB, you want a fat transplant? LOL I can spare some, you know.

Fucking pumpkins!

 

[Madame Pandora]

CB...

You're not one of those women who complain that they're full and they can't finnish a Big Mac are you?

There is a special room in hell for those women ;-) I'd hate to see you there!

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[CelestialBody]