Watch out, its the "Gay-Bomb!"

[Frimost]

lol
Now this is ironic, Pentagon tried to develop the dreaded "Gay Bomb!"
how stupid, talk about wasting tax-payers valuable money.

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath.

The US defence department considered various non-lethal chemicals meant to disrupt enemy discipline and morale.

The 1994 plans were for a six-year project costing $7.5m, but they were never pursued.

It sounds fake but its so retarded its probably true.
Watch out, tit's the G-Bomb!

 

[John Doe]

"Gay bomb" is inaccurate. It's an aphrodisiac weapon, designed to distract them and erode discipline by making them sexually disirable to each other, regardless of gender.

If you were to employ it on, say, the Israeli Defence Forces, some heterosexual sex would be taking place, as there are female troops in the Israeli Army.

I think the chronic halitosis weapon would be more useful though, particularly in Iraq.

 

[Raimondin]

Hehehe! The "Gay Bomb" combined with the "Bad Breath" would be one hella of a weapon!

 

[Frimost]

"Gay bomb" is inaccurate. It's an aphrodisiac weapon, designed to distract them and erode discipline by making them sexually disirable to each other, regardless of gender.

If you were to employ it on, say, the Israeli Defence Forces, some heterosexual sex would be taking place, as there are female troops in the Israeli Army.

I think the chronic halitosis weapon would be more useful though, particularly in Iraq.

In that case I think I'll drop it on a division of Amazonian soldiers and hid in a tree with a camcorder in just wait for the $$$$ to roll in from selling the video afterwards!

 

[logan ross]

when it explodes it goes "POOF"

 

[Raimondin]

when it explodes it goes "POOF"

That's too funny!

 

[John Doe]

when it explodes it goes "POOF"

 

[CloseNtime]

I think they meant, its " da bomb"

 

[Raimondin]

"Poof" means Gay in Britain in case you didn't catch it.

 

[John Doe]

"Poof" means Gay in Britain in case you didn't catch it.

I know, that's why I rolled my eyes at the pun.

 

[Pellias]

Parts of an old Morrisey tune comes to mind:

"every day feels like sunday
every day is sad and gray
come armageddon
come armageddon
come come (nuclear bomb)"
gay bomb

 

[Equinoxe]

Parts of an old Morrisey tune comes to mind:

"every day feels like sunday
every day is sad and gray
come armageddon
come armageddon
come come (nuclear bomb)"
gay bomb

I am rather fond of that song. It's one of the few Morrissey related (that is Smiths or Solo) tunes that doesn't cheer me up though.

 

[glamorilla]

i believe the kids are calling it "exctasy" these days.