Wasting time away

[Guest]

I'm sorry, was there a correct way to answer the question?

Something with goats, I think.

Or hamsters.

 

[fifty5]

Hows about:

1 She wants me.
2 to 5 See above.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Ooooh.

I am.

But only if you love hamsters.

If not, meh.

you mean goats? How Alistair Crowley of you.

It's the chin fur.

Don't make me grow my beard back

No, really, I mean that. I don't want to grow my beard back for at least a few years

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What I Want in a Woman, by Thee Goat Pig:

She has to be nice and open. I'm not a fan of secrets, or back stabbing, or people who only talk in metaphors. I want a woman that wants to be seen with me because we are together, in private, public, or anywhere. I don't want to be her dirty little secret.
A cat person through and through. Dogs don't like me, and I'm not a fan of theirs either.
She has to be willing to teach me how to be a better boyfriend. I really almost no experience at being with someone.
A sense of adventure, and a willingness to drag me along for the ride. i want to do so much more, but won't unless there is someone there to guide me.
I look for a pretty smile that is warm and inviting.

I like short women of around 5'-4" with larger breasts. Well, a large B to a small D.
I want my woman to be fit. Not anorexic or flabby, but fit (I know that can be hard with Ds, but we are talking about the ultimate Me fantasy ).
Brown hair is a favorite of mine. Long brown and wavy, down passed the shoulders.
A cute but shapely ass that you just want to reach out and grab hold of for hours.
A non-traditional, but still beautiful face. Cute, and accessible. Not the type of face that is attractive due to a lack of flaws, but because the flaws are still damn nice to look at.

That's all that I've got for now.

 

[English Lady]

You'll make some lucky woman a wonderful husband.

I quite agree, yes he will.

Just realized we were "PRETENDING" here. Sorry to sound snarky here...

I'll not quote your earlier post and I'll give you benefit of the doubt for the one above but really, don't fall for the trap of judging a person by one post, I guess that's the online version of "Don't judge a book by it's cover" (and yes, Joe W is a good friend of mine and yes, I will always jump to his defence. It's a weakness of mine)

Hmmm, my list, lets think.

I'm not so very fussy on looks, good eyes and a good arse capture me. He must smell nice though and be clean shaven.

A touch of arrogance and a bag full of confidence will get me every time, add in a bit of charm and a sensitive inner core and Bingo! I'm yours.


It's not a big list, but then I'm really not so very fussy, even when thinking about my ultimate man fantasy. I like surprises. *grins*

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hiya! I was wondering what people look for in another person. I was driving home from work today and saw my IDEAL!! Damn that man was fine. So here's my list of my ULTIMATE.

1. Tall. I mean tall. Like starting at 6'2 and going up.
2. well built alpha male - too many romances i guess but i LOVE someone who can boss me around.
3. Not broke - i'd prefer someone whose in the military or law enforcement. Its the uniform
4. has a truck or SUV and a motorcycle. Trucks are manly in my opinion. Motorcycles...well i don't think i have to explain that one.
5. loves a big woman. I'm big and i want someone who can truly enjoy all my curves.

And yes i know looking at this list that God has truly not made such a man as this. But I can tell you right now, if I ever EVER saw that he had, I think i would die from shock or orgasmic joy. Whichever came first, preferably the last one.

So tell me what y'all are thinking. And yes I am running from a certain character that has been way too silent for too long and now wants to drive me crazy with re-writes. Ahhh the joys of procrastination.

If I wear thick-soled shoes, I would be about 6'2", and I'm reasonably well-off financially. I drive a Toyota Tundra, and I strongly believe that real women have curves. I love big women, in person or writing about them.

Okay, that's four out of five. However, I'm 68 years old, ecstatically married and easy-going to a fault.

 

[BlackShanglan]

My current list has only one item on it: "Is the SO." But if I was on the dating scene, I think I'd start with "Does not possess a list of physical, material, or financial qualifications for potential mates." Humor, patience, and a love of pets would be advantages to anyone attempting to put up with me.