Warning

[Stonedagger]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers
have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be
placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

so.... where's the 0 choice for those of us that dont drink?

 

[Stonedagger]

uhhhh

- ahhhhhh errrrrrrrr - OOOPPPPSSSS

Thinking gets hard when you constantly have a bottle ready to be uncorked!!
Sorry