Warning: Photos of my ugly, twitching rear, for all to see, at Angel's request.

[Starfish]

Below are pictures, to the best of my retarted ability, of my ass.

I warn you. My ass is fat, and it isn't really nice, so I have to dress it up with a sari wrap and hope that the ridicule isn't too bad.

Again, if veiwing my ass gives you a heart attack, or makes you vomit... I am not responsible, as I have giving adaquate warning.


Have a nice day.







This is one of me trying to get situated.

 

[Starfish]

Here is my second attempt.

A little more dual cheekage in this one....

 

[Angel]

I feel so SPECIAL!

 

[Starfish]

Nice and fat huh?


Here is the one where I got fed up with trying a good angle to fit my whole giant ass into frame and still reach the button and just shoved my butt right in the stupid camera.

 

[Angel]

Starfishy, you are too adorable for words.

 

[Starfish]

So you are gagging too!


I didn't know that the sight of ones own ass, could make one feel so very ill.

huh?

 

[Angel]

There is nothing wrong with your ass at alL!

 

[Starfish]

Can you see the dimple???

Can you.. in the last pick... it is kind of hard to see, but it is there..

I have a matching one on the otherside..... and some down my thieghs... oh wait.... that's cellulite. Ahh! Now I get it.


No, you are right. I don't hate my ass, and I am not begging for compliments (all of you thinking otherwise can kiss off, I am just playing around. Since when does Starfish give a shit what people/myself looks like? Never! That's when!)

..... so none will be issued further.. Right? Okay, now we understand each other.

 

[Problem Child]

Starfishy, you crack me up babe!

And your ass is nice, I'd bite it any day.

 

[Starfish]

That's strange...... A compliment.... didn't I just say.....???



Well, you can bite it, because you are now a very strange love.

 

[Never]

I'd like some nice T and a heaping handful of A, please.
Hmm, body buffet style.

 

[Guest]

Starfish, okay I am fairly new here, but I must say; "thank you for giving me something to massage my mind as I sleep tonight."

Hmmm, maybe I should find that thread about introducing yourself?

 

[Starfish]

I didn't ever respond to that post, but honestly....

Go here and it'll be a not so brief description of who I am...


It didn't work.... fuck....

Go here and go to Member information.... I have a thread there, all about my pigheaded ass.

Adult Adventurers

It kind of stopped abruptly on friday, because I, well, *starts to get all sad* had to *tears start to well* put my favorite fishey down.

I am miserable without my Tangier.

Well... You can at least see my pussy on this thread, and you can see baldguys rendition of my fun. Very cool.

 

[Guest]

Oh, just when I was going to turn in

Another board? What am I going to do with myself? Thank you Starfish

 

[Renegade]

Starfish

You've got a good looking rear. And I mean that in the nicest, most respectful way possible.

 

[Never]

I went through the link.. It was like Lit. But it wasn't Lit.
I saw a bunch of people from Lit. But it wasn't Lit.

I got scared and ran before I could make it to your thread.

 

[Never]

Great Hera!

I've been thinking. What if.. what if that link is to an alternate universe?
What if in that alternate universe there's another Never? An evil, warped Never whose mother never made Never eat veggies and play nice with the kitty?

And if I can step into there.. can she step into here?
What if she tries to replace me? Would anyone know?
Would I be strong enough to fight her?


I wonder if she's a virgin to. Hey, I could replace her and sleep with her girlfriend, it would be like a porn version of that one Disney classic.

 

[Starfish]

Don't tell Laurel that! Oh shit.

I am in need of a good trolling now. I admit it. I deserve it. Come on.... Damnit!


Come on...... bring it on! My ass is easily critiqueable in a vile, ruthless and hurtfull manner so anyone of you can do it. You could even fake it if you want.

 

[Renegade]

Cloning sites. It's the next big step in genetics. Everyone there's a clone of certain Lit members. That's not really me over there. It's just a double that they gave an extra computer to. Freaky stuff.

 

[Starfish]

Great Hera!

I've been thinking. What if.. what if that link is to an alternate universe?
What if in that alternate universe there's another Never? An evil, warped Never whose mother never made Never eat veggies and play nice with the kitty?

And if I can step into there.. can she step into here?
What if she tries to replace me? Would anyone know?
Would I be strong enough to fight her?


I wonder if she's a virgin to. Hey, I could replace her and sleep with her girlfriend, it would be like a porn version of that one Disney classic.

And you said you don't watch south park!


If you ever get to see the "Aunt Flo" came to visit episode, then you'll know what I mean....

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Starfish .... I think I need more information.

I didn't get enough of a visual to make a comment. I think I need some more pics. One can not have too much ass. Speaking of that, If you have a big ass, do you......um ......er.......um......have big breasts as well. If so, let's see 'em. Then I'll re-post.

kgboot

 

[Starfish]

My boobs are huge, and annoying. You want em?

I'll give em to you.....










I have a treat for those of you who like to go.....

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!

AaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH!

coming up after this set of tits.


(god I am a slut!)

 

[Starfish]

I should have had this be my talent in the auction......











Self tit sucking is as good a feat as self dick sucking...



(my boob is soar now so you'd better ooooh and ahhh!)

 

[Never]

Self boob sucking is hard?

More to the point, why do it?
Well, I suppose if you like to put pictures of yourself up on porn sites it makes sense.

 

[Starfish]

Never? Have you ever had your breast sucked?

Appearantly not. It does feel pretty good.


(alright, alright.... I am a show off. *hangs head in shame again*)