War of the Roses

[MT_Pitcher]

Thought I'd move this battle off onto another thread...
With a nod and kiss to DLL for the name

Object is simple, just changing Roses are Red poems to suit ya.\

Feel free to join in....

Roses are red
And are thorny too
Careful with them
Or they might Prick you.

 

[melancholygirl]

I think that I shall never see
A thing so scraped up as my knee....

 

[MT_Pitcher]

I think that I shall never see
A thing so scraped up as my knee....

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lift your leg
and I'll kiss the boo boo

 

[KHAN-E]

Roses are red.
Pussies are pink.
I wonder how deep
Your cock would sink.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Roses are red.
Pussies are pink.
I wonder how deep
Your cock would sink.

Roses are red
And grown in manure
Think real deep
Of that I am sure!!

 

[KHAN-E]

Violets are blue.
Roses are read.
If you forget to water them
They turn brown when dead.

A poem to my lack of gardening skills.

Great idea for a thread, MT.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Violets are blue.
Roses are read.
If you forget to water them
They turn brown when dead.

A poem to my lack of gardening skills.

Great idea for a thread, MT.

Roses are red
And they sway to and fro
Don't worry KHAN-E
You make other things grow..

Might as well have fun.....

 

[1sexylady]

Roses are red
And they sway to and fro
Don't worry KHAN-E
You make other things grow..

Might as well have fun.....

Roses are red
violets are blue
omg the head on that thing
really grew...

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Roses are red
violets are blue
omg the head on that thing
really grew...

Roses are red
Blue is a violet
Has thinking about it
Got you really wet??

 

[1sexylady]

Roses are red
Blue is a violet
Has thinking about it
Got you really wet??

Rose are red
Violets are green...
Keep it up and I might
just have to scream...

 

[DLL]

Rose are RED
ASphalt is BLACK
If you're feeling naughty
I'll give you a smack

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Rose are red
Violets are green...
Keep it up and I might
just have to scream...

Roses are red
Screaming's allowed
If I keep it up
Will you get really loud?

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Rose are RED
ASphalt is BLACK
If you're feeling naughty
I'll give you a smack

Roses are red
And look good in glass
But pink's a nice color
And would look good on your ass

 

[KHAN-E]

Roses are red,
Though some are yellow.
It seems that MT
Is a very clever fellow.

 

[KHAN-E]

Roses are red,
And can be quite thorny.
Playing on Lit.
Makes me quite horny.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Roses are red,
Though some are yellow.
It seems that MT
Is a very clever fellow.

Roses are red
And KHAN-E's no slouch
Makes me want to play
On a cum-stained couch

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Roses are red,
And can be quite thorny.
Playing on Lit.
Makes me quite horny.

Roses are red
And can make you bleed
But talking about horny
Just increases my need

 

[KHAN-E]

MT's cock has grown hard,
And red as a beet.
I wonder if he's going
To jerk on his meat.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

MT's cock has grown hard,
And red as a beet.
I wonder if he's going
To jerk on his meat.

I'll admit it's grown hard
And a little red too
But it's better having
Balls that are blue

 

[Blue Dolphin]

Roses are red
but I think they suck
gimme a haystack
where I can go FUCK

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Re: Re: War of the Roses

Roses are red
but I think they suck
gimme a haystack
where I can go FUCK

Haystacks be damned
Cuz Hay's not like grass
A roll in the hay
Puts splinters in your ass

 

[Cathleen]

Roses are red
Petals cover my bed
What I like to do is
Suck on his cock head.


this is a neat idea MT, getting very interesting!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Roses are red
Petals cover my bed
What I like to do is
Suck on his cock head.


this is a neat idea MT, getting very interesting!

Petal on the bed
The scent everywhere
Your head bobbing down
My hands in your hair


Fun to see what 4 dumb lines can do

 

[Cathleen]

Petal on the bed
The scent everywhere
Your head bobbing down
My hands in your hair


Fun to see what 4 dumb lines can do

There is nothing dumb about them! lol

Roses are red
but the thoughts in my head
are most certainly not pure
another place that is without the SF cure

 

[MT_Pitcher]

There is nothing dumb about them! lol

Roses are red
but the thoughts in my head
are most certainly not pure
another place that is without the SF cure

The thoughts in your head
Are probably not pure
But I'd bet they'd be fun
Of that I am sure...