Wanton and Reckless compliment thread

TWB

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You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.

Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.

Your eyelids reflect and refract the turgid limnations of an eel trapped in the flickering paralysis of Chaplin's cinematography.
 
Thank you. You are full of whimsy and sucrose today.
 
-phreak said:
Matty, I hate to break it to you, but you are not the centre of the universe.

I love Phreak's sense of humor and timing.
 
Leahlo's youth and innocence, real or not, makes me want to turn her out.
Tear that young body the hotlezsex older sorority sister way.
Use that ass and small perky breasts to the fullest.
Get real stoned and sloppy drunk and take advantage of her.
 
luxey313 said:
Leahlo's youth and innocence, real or not, makes me want to turn her out.
Tear that young body the hotlezsex older sorority sister way.
Use that ass and small perky breasts to the fullest.
Get real stoned and sloppy drunk and take advantage of her.


Luxey has keen insight into her most base desires, and they are eerily similar to mine own...
 
luxey313 said:
Leahlo's youth and innocence, real or not, makes me want to turn her out.
Tear that young body the hotlezsex older sorority sister way.
Use that ass and small perky breasts to the fullest.
Get real stoned and sloppy drunk and take advantage of her.
:eek:


Well ya know, I've always wanted to be all coy and let you.
 
LeahLo519 said:
:eek:


Well ya know, I've always wanted to be all coy and let you.
I think it would be great fun.
Then we could get breakfast and shop the next day.
 
TWB said:
Luxey has keen insight into her most base desires, and they are eerily similar to mine own...

I'll bet little old ladies find you charming and call you rascal. Really.
 
How cute.


Is that a second bellybutton, or are you just happy to see me?
 
eagleyez, was welcoming. He invited me to hang out on the thread killa thread.

Eagleyez, you know... I don't see you around much.
 
Lorelei_11 said:
eagleyez, was welcoming. He invited me to hang out on the thread killa thread.

Eagleyez, you know... I don't see you around much.


Must we always lose them to happy and fulfilling real lives? :)
 
bluemuse said:
I'll bet little old ladies find you charming and call you rascal. Really.


Oh they do, they don't usually want to talk to me about sex though. Sometimes they do, but its mostly in the form of reminiscing about the good ol days before they married and liked to look at the cute boys. Things haven't changed that much in the last 60 years, as far as I can tell.
 
TWB said:
You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.

Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.

Your eyelids reflect and refract the turgid limnations of an eel trapped in the flickering paralysis of Chaplin's cinematography.

TWB, you've got a freaky twisted, slightly creepy sense of humor. How refreshing. *giggles*
 
ChauvanistPig said:
He's a hermaphrodite...somedays it's an innie, somedays an outie.



Oh, so THAT"s what it is. I was about to go get some ketchup for his french fry.
 
TWB said:
Oh they do, they don't usually want to talk to me about sex though. Sometimes they do, but its mostly in the form of reminiscing about the good ol days before they married and liked to look at the cute boys. Things haven't changed that much in the last 60 years, as far as I can tell.

Only engage in sex talk with the one's who try to muss your hair. If she gives you money from her change purse to buy ice cream.......even better.
 
-phreak said:
Those are his tits. He's pretty obsessed.


Oh. I have another complement. He has a multitude of nipples and aureolas. More than my four, even.
 
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