WANTED: Used/Forgotten/Damaged Sex Toys

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cum one - cum all...

All your weak, your tired, your hungry (oh, no that's something else) -

Your forgotten, unwanted, tired of'em or failed - SEX TOYS.

Yes - that's sex toys. Dilldo's, Swedish vibrators, Ben-wah balls, pearl necklaces, whips, chains - any and all devices actually used to achieve sexual pleasures in both men and women. Especially looking for Sybian Saddles (I know they're expensive but...) which will provide the main power source for this huge project.

Hey people: I need hundreds - maybe thousands of these things!!!!

Q: What for Sparky???

A: I'm going to create the largest God damn sex sculpture - IN THE WORLD!!!

It will ooze, it'll reek, it'll - VIBRATE - with the healing message of eroticism to all who are fortunate to gaze upon it, who feel it, touch it.

It's interactive!!!

AND - it will be solar powered -

NO FRIGGIN' BATTERIES!!!!

Please notify - sparkykronkite@hotmail.com - to forward all donations to this unprecedented, historical project.

PS - for a small donation I will engrave your name upon the donated device so you too can have you name etched in history. Wow!

PS - this is for real!!! No shit.

 

[Skibum]

Just what I always wanted, my name on a dildo, attached to a huge pile of dildos.

 

[Morwen]

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[Never]

Um *tsk* I promised Laurel.
Um *tsk* Great idea hun, keep up the good work.
Um *tsk* I'll be going now. *Duck and cover*

 

[Gil]

Sparky,

You've finally registered! I've really enjoyed the stories (particularly the firehouse and Florida vacation stories) that you've submitted and it's great to see you here, even if it's just to solicit sculpture stuff. Actually, it sounds like a really cool project...so I'll see what I can do to drum up some support.

Best wishes to you and your hubby...hope to see more of ya!