blackhaus7
Vlad the Impaler
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The names have been changed to protect the guilty. I was on site at an account when the quailty control supervisor (Jim) and one of the engineers (Bob) came into my temporary office. Jim told his tale.
My two daughters are living in Lawrence and going to school and when I go to visit them, they are starting to set me up on dates. The first one just didn't click, but let me tell you about the one this past weekend. I was staying with Jill (the oldest) since her roomate was gone for the weekend. Janet lives with her boyfriend.
Well, they set me up with a workmate of Janet's named Joan. She was petite. Remember, I didn't say cute, I said petite. So we all head out for an evening of drinking and dancing - me, Jill, Jill's friend, Janet, Janet's friend and Joan. Five women and I danced with all but my date.
It got to be pretty late so we all headed to IHOP. I drove with all five in the car. Joan sat next to me and soon I felt a hand on my thigh. It moved up to my crotch and stayed there. When we sat in the booth at IHOP, the hand returned and remained through breakfast.
We drove back to the parking lot to go our separate ways, except it was decided that Joan had consumed too much and would stay at Jill's apartment with Jill and me.
Joan rode with a friend and Jill rode with me. On the way there Jill said "Dad, I've got some condoms if you need them."
"Uh, I'll be fine."
It was obvious what was to have happened. I was supposed to get laid that night. However, when we got back Joan fell asleep and I covered her with a blanket and went to bed. Alone.
The next day we had a conversation and a smoke out on the balcony. I told her that it was OK and that I didn't know if I was ready to date yet.
Jim turned to Bob and me. "She has written three letters, four emails and called me three times. Janet says she doesn't like to hear 'no'".
"Oh, shit," I replied. "You are now her project. You should have banged her when you had the chance and got it over with."
"Yeah," injected Bob. "Double up if you have to." (Engineer thinking.)
Jim hasn't been back to Lawrence since, but I caught him a couple of days later. "Your daughters. Are they trying to set you up for a relationship or just get you laid?" "Oh, they just want to get me laid."
Amazing. I know both of them. I did have to stop him after the condom remark. It took a couple of minutes to absorb all of the connotations of that statement.
Now if I can only get my wife talked into adopting a couple of daughters in Lawrence.....
My two daughters are living in Lawrence and going to school and when I go to visit them, they are starting to set me up on dates. The first one just didn't click, but let me tell you about the one this past weekend. I was staying with Jill (the oldest) since her roomate was gone for the weekend. Janet lives with her boyfriend.
Well, they set me up with a workmate of Janet's named Joan. She was petite. Remember, I didn't say cute, I said petite. So we all head out for an evening of drinking and dancing - me, Jill, Jill's friend, Janet, Janet's friend and Joan. Five women and I danced with all but my date.
It got to be pretty late so we all headed to IHOP. I drove with all five in the car. Joan sat next to me and soon I felt a hand on my thigh. It moved up to my crotch and stayed there. When we sat in the booth at IHOP, the hand returned and remained through breakfast.
We drove back to the parking lot to go our separate ways, except it was decided that Joan had consumed too much and would stay at Jill's apartment with Jill and me.
Joan rode with a friend and Jill rode with me. On the way there Jill said "Dad, I've got some condoms if you need them."
"Uh, I'll be fine."
It was obvious what was to have happened. I was supposed to get laid that night. However, when we got back Joan fell asleep and I covered her with a blanket and went to bed. Alone.
The next day we had a conversation and a smoke out on the balcony. I told her that it was OK and that I didn't know if I was ready to date yet.
Jim turned to Bob and me. "She has written three letters, four emails and called me three times. Janet says she doesn't like to hear 'no'".
"Oh, shit," I replied. "You are now her project. You should have banged her when you had the chance and got it over with."
"Yeah," injected Bob. "Double up if you have to." (Engineer thinking.)
Jim hasn't been back to Lawrence since, but I caught him a couple of days later. "Your daughters. Are they trying to set you up for a relationship or just get you laid?" "Oh, they just want to get me laid."
Amazing. I know both of them. I did have to stop him after the condom remark. It took a couple of minutes to absorb all of the connotations of that statement.
Now if I can only get my wife talked into adopting a couple of daughters in Lawrence.....
