Renegade
Strange and Disturbed
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Was hanging around another message board that I visit regulary when I saw this post. Thought it was pretty funny and that it fit with this sites style(take that for what you will. lol).
Posted by: ^Conevant^
<<<<Talking about scary, how about this:
(I think I mentioned this a bit in the smokers topic.)
We were home watching a video. It was about midnight, when my wife turns to me and says " I think I saw someone out the front door "(there's a bit of space between the window blinds and the wall, so if you stand outside at nighttime you can easily peak inside the house, from inside you can't really look outside though)
Anywayz, I got up, opened the door and noone there. Five minutes later, she told me she heard something. I open the door again and there's a dude walking by the neighbours house. I guessed it was a delivery boy so I let it go.
Some time past, and at about 12:30 she turns to the window and tells me there's still someone there. Opened the door again, still nothing.
By that time I thought that Penny was loosing it completely, but I thought I'd check it out.
So I went next door in the bedroom and told Penny not to move from the sofa.
Sat there in the dark for about 5 minutes, looking outside the bedroom window. As I'm about to leave, I see something.
There's a tall dark figure, slowly walking along the wall to our door. He stops out the door and starts looking inside through the front window.
Needless to say I freaked out. I mean, you don't really expect it to happen, so when something like this does you don't know what to do. I decided to stay there for a couple more minutes to get a good description of his face while calling the cops.
Then a new twist, the guy pulls open his zip, pulls his dick out and starts wankin', then knocks on the window so Penny would turn and see him!
Fucking hell, now I was too scared to go chase him with the golf club as I planned to, who the fuck was this weirdo?
Anyway, I just called the police and waited till they'd come, which was like 30 mins after the call. As you'd expect, the freak was nowhere to be seen.
We talked about it over and over with Penny, and we kinda got used to the idea, that he might come again, so the next time he came which was two or three nights after, I opened the door with the golf club in my hand, and he ran like hell.
This happened probably 5-6 months ago, and the pervert hasn't shown up yet, and whenever we talk about it we burst into laughs.
Gotta admit though, I almost shit my pants the first time. This is totally true, in the big US of A it might not be a big deal but where I live it is.
Hope you found this interesting...
P.S. I don't play golf, the club was my brother in law's, and no, I didn't find any cum on the handle the morning after...>>>>
Pretty weird huh? Now, what I want to know right now is this: WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE PERVERTS WAS AT THIS GUYS HOUSE??? *glances over at Todd*
Posted by: ^Conevant^
<<<<Talking about scary, how about this:
(I think I mentioned this a bit in the smokers topic.)
We were home watching a video. It was about midnight, when my wife turns to me and says " I think I saw someone out the front door "(there's a bit of space between the window blinds and the wall, so if you stand outside at nighttime you can easily peak inside the house, from inside you can't really look outside though)
Anywayz, I got up, opened the door and noone there. Five minutes later, she told me she heard something. I open the door again and there's a dude walking by the neighbours house. I guessed it was a delivery boy so I let it go.
Some time past, and at about 12:30 she turns to the window and tells me there's still someone there. Opened the door again, still nothing.
By that time I thought that Penny was loosing it completely, but I thought I'd check it out.
So I went next door in the bedroom and told Penny not to move from the sofa.
Sat there in the dark for about 5 minutes, looking outside the bedroom window. As I'm about to leave, I see something.
There's a tall dark figure, slowly walking along the wall to our door. He stops out the door and starts looking inside through the front window.
Needless to say I freaked out. I mean, you don't really expect it to happen, so when something like this does you don't know what to do. I decided to stay there for a couple more minutes to get a good description of his face while calling the cops.
Then a new twist, the guy pulls open his zip, pulls his dick out and starts wankin', then knocks on the window so Penny would turn and see him!
Fucking hell, now I was too scared to go chase him with the golf club as I planned to, who the fuck was this weirdo?
Anyway, I just called the police and waited till they'd come, which was like 30 mins after the call. As you'd expect, the freak was nowhere to be seen.
We talked about it over and over with Penny, and we kinda got used to the idea, that he might come again, so the next time he came which was two or three nights after, I opened the door with the golf club in my hand, and he ran like hell.
This happened probably 5-6 months ago, and the pervert hasn't shown up yet, and whenever we talk about it we burst into laughs.
Gotta admit though, I almost shit my pants the first time. This is totally true, in the big US of A it might not be a big deal but where I live it is.
Hope you found this interesting...
P.S. I don't play golf, the club was my brother in law's, and no, I didn't find any cum on the handle the morning after...>>>>
Pretty weird huh? Now, what I want to know right now is this: WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE PERVERTS WAS AT THIS GUYS HOUSE??? *glances over at Todd*
