wanted: stinking rich millionaire type.

[dolf]

for marriage and jewelry.

respond early to avoid the stampede!

ps. self av.

 

[andrewchin11]

i'm pretty wealthy, but not quite a 'millionaire.' combining my assets, possibly. close?

 

[dolf]

i'm pretty wealthy, but not quite a 'millionaire.' combining my assets, possibly. close?

think you'd be good at indulging my every whim?

 

[andrewchin11]

anything you want..

 

[dolf]

well that was easy!

ok, when is the wedding?

...and people say finding mr right is hard

 

[Dbtk44]

Well, Some people also say finding Mr Hard is right....so go figure.

What the hell am I doing in the Personals anyway? Ahhhh Dolf you're just a siren that draws us unsuspecting males to you with your sweet song...

And, sadly, with only $35 in my wallet at the moment I fear I do not qualify. But I do wish you the best of luck in your search!

 

[EternalWinter]

I have thirty five cents and some pocket lint.

Will that get me a blow job?

 

[dolf]

Well, Some people also say finding Mr Hard is right....so go figure.

What the hell am I doing in the Personals anyway? Ahhhh Dolf you're just a siren that draws us unsuspecting males to you with your sweet song...

And, sadly, with only $35 in my wallet at the moment I fear I do not qualify. But I do wish you the best of luck in your search!

hmmm...got any inventions you can sell? rich uncle you can bump off?

*singing off key*

 

[dolf]

I have thirty five cents and some pocket lint.

Will that get me a blow job?

no but i'll sneeze in your general direction if you like.

 

[EternalWinter]

no but i'll sneeze in your general direction if you like.

Deal!

 

[Duke*72]

Rich millionaire I can't do, But the stinking type... very possible!!

 

[dolf]

Rich millionaire I can't do, But the stinking type... very possible!!

describe said stink.

 

[Da_Ghost_Rider]

Well .. not a prince or king of any empire ... but call me the Devil of the Hell !!
Interested in the bad guy ... ?

 

[dolf]

Well .. not a prince or king of any empire ... but call me the Devil of the Hell !!
Interested in the bad guy ... ?

sadly i grew out of bad boys.

they're fun & sexy but make lousy husbands.

 

[rej_133]

on the right track, but still atleast 6-8 years away from being a self made millionaire. To strike it as a millionaire at 29 i'd say would be good. Good luck to you in finding your husband.

 

[dolf]

on the right track, but still atleast 6-8 years away from being a self made millionaire. To strike it as a millionaire at 29 i'd say would be good. Good luck to you in finding your husband.

well i like older men...like...up to 60ish.

that gives a man plenty of time to get stinking rich, yes?

 

[Monazwx]

i'm pretty wealthy, but not quite a 'millionaire.' combining my assets, possibly. close?

I find it funny that your website link is to cheapcheapcheap.net

And Dolf, let me know how this works out for you, as my stinking rich millionaire husband to-be has been rather lax in contacting me.

 

[Betticus]

I'm your man baby doll. There are a few rules though.

You will wear a bikini and lounge by my pool. You will be kinky and very naughty in bed. You will accept that I am going to tear your clothes off and fuck you whenever I want. No playing with the poolboy!!!

 

[CowBoy18^]

I'm your man baby doll. There are a few rules though.

You will wear a bikini and lounge by my pool. You will be kinky and very naughty in bed. You will accept that I am going to tear your clothes off and fuck you whenever I want. No playing with the poolboy!!!

see this is where james bond comes crashing in with a parachute made outta his suit lol

 

[katiebarthedoor]

i'm a billionare playboy and bon vivant.
i have a butler named Alfred, and my ward, Dick Grayson (no, its not that kind of relationship) live with me in my obnoxiously large estate in Gotham.

i'm gone most nights, all night and come home pretty tired with inexplicable bruises. just dont ask.

also i have the coolest car you've ever seen. have you ever sucked a guy off going one hundred-thirty into oncoming traffic? it's not a dealbreaker if you havent, i was just wondering.

it's been pretty fun writing this, cant wait to hear from you.

-Bruce Wayne

 

[dolf]

I'm your man baby doll. There are a few rules though.

You will wear a bikini and lounge by my pool. You will be kinky and very naughty in bed. You will accept that I am going to tear your clothes off and fuck you whenever I want. No playing with the poolboy!!!

sounds like an interesting offer...

will there be badgers involved? and perhaps fruit...figs are good?

 

[dolf]

i'm a billionare playboy and bon vivant.
i have a butler named Alfred, and my ward, Dick Grayson (no, its not that kind of relationship) live with me in my obnoxiously large estate in Gotham.

i'm gone most nights, all night and come home pretty tired with inexplicable bruises. just dont ask.

also i have the coolest car you've ever seen. have you ever sucked a guy off going one hundred-thirty into oncoming traffic? it's not a dealbreaker if you havent, i was just wondering.

it's been pretty fun writing this, cant wait to hear from you.

-Bruce Wayne

i can't resist a man in black rubber *swoon*

where do you stand on pool boys?

 

[katiebarthedoor]

i can't resist a man in black rubber *swoon*

where do you stand on pool boys?

Alfred does most of that stuff. i talked it over with him and, as long as you dont mind older guys, hes game if you are.
he's willing to wear bikini bottoms.

anyhoo, gotta scoot for now. Commissioner Gordon says my Ex is breaking into the Gotham Art Museum dressed like a cat - she means nothing to me anymore, baby!

B.W.

 

[dolf]

Alfred does most of that stuff. i talked it over with him and, as long as you dont mind older guys, hes game if you are.
he's willing to wear bikini bottoms.

anyhoo, gotta scoot for now. Commissioner Gordon says my Ex is breaking into the Gotham Art Museum dressed like a cat - she means nothing to me anymore, baby!

B.W.

a cat suit? how 80's

bring me back something pretty!

 

[katiebarthedoor]

a cat suit? how 80's

bring me back something pretty!

i'm an eff-ing billionare! something pretty? i could buy you the continent of Austrailia. i hear it's very pretty.

seriously though, Dick really needs a strong maternal figure. if that kid says "jumping jimminy!" one more fucking time, i might choke him to death.