Wanted: A man to compliment me intellectually and sexually. Are you up for it?

spunkyE

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Warning this might be a really long ad!

About me: My friends say I am too picky when I am looking for a man. You tell me.

I am 38, single white educated female. Live near Pittsburgh Pa. I work by day as an accountant and own my own business.

I am shy in real life but online I love to cyber and let loose. I love to be able to make a guy hard with my words. I love to have his words make me wet. I am the girl next door who you would never know is horny and is looking at your cock while dreaming about naughty things. I have experience in real life but not a lot. Too shy and men think that means…….. I don’t know what they think. I wish I did but it leads to men not asking.

I am looking for a guy who will be more than a cyber fuck, but let’s start with that. Let’s start as cyber friends and see where it leads. I’d love to find that guy who will send me dirty little emails and initiate the cybering, and someone to help me relax and be my friend. If it develops into a FWB then that would be awesome and is the ultimate goal. If you can make me forget the man I lust after but am too shy to ask out all the better. Or if you give me the confidence to take the chance with that guy then I’ll owe you.

My interests include reading, writing (I have stories check out my signature and I use to have an erotic blog), nhl, nascar, having educated conversations from sports to the stock market and of course cybering

Have been rejected over and over in life and it has made me gun shy. I have posted here before and I had a cyber harem. They have all drifted off and I’ve changed the requirements and it makes it hard to find what I want.

Are you still reading?
About you:
Single (I mean totally single. I’ve had enough of married guys thinking it’s ok because they aren’t getting it at home.)

Single, white, straight male (can I hammer home single single single …...lol)

Location, Location, Location. I really want this to turn into FWB and I do not have the time to travel. If you are within driving distance to Pittsburgh(maybe 120 miles) you are in the location I want.

You must have a brain!

Your PM must have me at hello. Intrigue me from the start and you will make my knees go weak. And I don’t exchange pics anymore until I really know you. What you see in my profile will have to do.

Of course there is more(I did say I was picky) but if your still reading drop me a PM and see if we can hook up. I have a smart phone and know how to use it………..lol Hoping I am not going to regret this……..lol


spunkye:rose::kiss::cattail:
 
I really like adds like these... such a pity I'm in europe or I would have sent you a really long pm....
Good luck with finding someone!

Thom
 
You might want to mention whether or not you're a Pens fan. It could be a deal-breaker :D.
 
of course i'm a pens fan. im actually an oddity in this city. i watch the steelers but could care less about them. i luv the pens and go to as many games as i can!
 
love the add what is worse is that I fit most of the bill except location. Ireland is a bit more than 120miles
Good luck in finding someone.
 
I do find that the most intriguing answers are from away. :(

oh well keep the pm's coming though. a few of you might be interesting.......hehehehehehe

:rose:
 
of course i'm a pens fan. im actually an oddity in this city. i watch the steelers but could care less about them. i luv the pens and go to as many games as i can!

Oh god. I don't know how to reconcile that awfulness with the rest of the awesomeness in your ad.
 
What a wonderful ad...just sent you a PM. Hopefully we can chat :)
 
Oh god. I don't know how to reconcile that awfulness with the rest of the awesomeness in your ad.

which part is the awfulness. that i'm not a die hard stillers fan or that i root for the pens.................lol

bumping myself up this morning.......lol
 
Two Boxes Ticked!

Warning this might be a really long ad!

About me: My friends say I am too picky when I am looking for a man. You tell me.

I am 38, single white educated female. Live near Pittsburgh Pa. I work by day as an accountant and own my own business.

I am shy in real life but online I love to cyber and let loose. I love to be able to make a guy hard with my words. I love to have his words make me wet. I am the girl next door who you would never know is horny and is looking at your cock while dreaming about naughty things. I have experience in real life but not a lot. Too shy and men think that means…….. I don’t know what they think. I wish I did but it leads to men not asking.

I am looking for a guy who will be more than a cyber fuck, but let’s start with that. Let’s start as cyber friends and see where it leads. I’d love to find that guy who will send me dirty little emails and initiate the cybering, and someone to help me relax and be my friend. If it develops into a FWB then that would be awesome and is the ultimate goal. If you can make me forget the man I lust after but am too shy to ask out all the better. Or if you give me the confidence to take the chance with that guy then I’ll owe you.

My interests include reading, writing (I have stories check out my signature and I use to have an erotic blog), nhl, nascar, having educated conversations from sports to the stock market and of course cybering

Have been rejected over and over in life and it has made me gun shy. I have posted here before and I had a cyber harem. They have all drifted off and I’ve changed the requirements and it makes it hard to find what I want.

Are you still reading?
About you:
Single (I mean totally single. I’ve had enough of married guys thinking it’s ok because they aren’t getting it at home.)

Single, white, straight male (can I hammer home single single single …...lol)

Location, Location, Location. I really want this to turn into FWB and I do not have the time to travel. If you are within driving distance to Pittsburgh(maybe 120 miles) you are in the location I want.

You must have a brain!

Your PM must have me at hello. Intrigue me from the start and you will make my knees go weak. And I don’t exchange pics anymore until I really know you. What you see in my profile will have to do.

Of course there is more(I did say I was picky) but if your still reading drop me a PM and see if we can hook up. I have a smart phone and know how to use it………..lol Hoping I am not going to regret this……..lol


spunkye:rose::kiss::cattail:

You're one sultry, sophisticated, Literotica siren, whose seductive syntax is surely stimulating some sizeable stiffies! (Forgive my use of alliteration)
 
You're one sultry, sophisticated, Literotica siren, whose seductive syntax is surely stimulating some sizeable stiffies! (Forgive my use of alliteration)

which two boxes did you check. i'm guessing age and single. i need to move to a better part of the country or something.............lol (like that will happen............lol)

thank you for the i might have to put that in my signature.......lol:kiss:
 
So i'd get you at hello ............................ lol. That is so sweet but where is the fun in just talking ........... lol
 
So i'd get you at hello ............................ lol. That is so sweet but where is the fun in just talking ........... lol

you'd get me at hello if your accent came through on the one word....hahhaahhaa

talking leads to a lot of stuff. at least that is what i have found.
 
Alas, there's an ocean between us!

which two boxes did you check. i'm guessing age and single. i need to move to a better part of the country or something.............lol (like that will happen............lol)

thank you for the i might have to put that in my signature.......lol:kiss:

I was complimenting you intellectually and sexually and thought, in my arrogance, that the attempt merited two checks - I obviously failed!
 
I was complimenting you intellectually and sexually and thought, in my arrogance, that the attempt merited two checks - I obviously failed!

or in my arrogance i just figured you were applying for the position.......lol

i still am adding that quote to my signature. i think i'll go do that right now.

:rose:
 
which part is the awfulness. that i'm not a die hard stillers fan or that i root for the pens.................lol

bumping myself up this morning.......lol

Being a Pens fan. How do you live with yourself?
 
As long as ohio state, the red sux, the 18 & 24, the raiders all lose it is good for sports.
 
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