Wanted a chatter

[Elron]

Okay it's personals right,

I am, short, fat and ugly. I have a small cock.

But I can type real fast and I am interested in finding any women to share that with. Or if you are a man and are interested I might do that also as long as you pretend to be female

So who's willing

 

[Elron]

Obviously a sense of humor is not a common occurence, either that or I am just to crude. I think maybe an example will help and sorry no pics. I really am larger than most men, not terribly ugly though.

Walking across the street into the allley I considered myself fortunate, I was extremely drunk and lucky to have made it this far at all. On nights like these I usually ended up face down on the bar floor, but for some unknown reason I had decided to leave early. I had managed to keep a few dollars, just a enough for a blow job if I happened across a hooker, which of course was a definite possibility considering my current location in this wonderful city I'd come to call home. A dark and dirty neighborhood full of porn shops and strip clubs. I actually enjoyed this part of town it catered to a deep and sinister need within my very soul. Walking on I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye. As I turned I was sure I would find myself in the middle of a mugging. Instead to my great suprise was a very lovely women releiveing herself next to a dumpster. Good idea I thought.

I walked toward her and suddenly became aware of the fact that she hadn't noticed me yet. "excuse me" I called out softly.

 

[gypsy_wind101]

hi

no i think your sense of humor is funny...but i dont know if 2 votes for funny is any better than just your 1...but it cant hurt...anyway finish your story....
i would like to hear the ending....

 

[bamagirl]

awww I love your since of humor I agree with gypsy_wind101 finish your story!

 

[SexySeaNymph]

I thought you were pretty funny myself. Would love to read the rest of that story! Pleeeeaase!!!!!????!!!!!

 

[Elron]

Sorry Ladies I got discouraged for a couple of days, but thanks for replying. And a story that needs an ending. Ok well here goes nothing.

As she turned to answer me I noticed that one eye was covered with a patch. I wondered how that ever could have happened maybe a dick to the eye I mused? I also noticed how much more lovely this made her appear. There was something sensual about the unknown something exciting and erotic.

"umm Hello" she said hurriedly trying to bring her panties up to there proper location.

"no cause for alarm Miss I was just going to use this dumpster in a similar manner, hope you don't mind?"

"Not at all, in fact I was just leaving" as she said this I noticed that she wore very little and what was there was extremely sheer I could see the hardness of her nipples through her light blouse. It wasn't terribly chilly, I wondered what brought on this condition in the middle of the night in a dark and dreary alley. As I pondered this small dilema she stood, lord what a lovely women. Dark hair, beautiful full lips, olive skin, and one beautiful brown eye. I realized I was staring at her completely captivated by her beauty.

"Is something wrong? she asked

"Well, I was wondering how it is that a woman as beautiful as yourself is in such a place alone?"

"I needed to take a piss" she said with a smile.

Dilema solved I thought. Always the simplest answer for the biggest question. Actually Iwas somewhat dissapointed. I was expecting something a little more mysterious but no such luck.
Since she seemed unafraid and willing to talk I thought I would ask about the next mystery.

"Well, and ummm...." I stammered.

"yes"

"Well I couldn't help but notice that your nipples are hard, may I ask why?"
Once the words left my mouth I realized just how much of a desperate fool I really was. Here I was standing in a dark alley next to dumpster, taking a piss, and asking a woman why her nipples were hard. How much more pathetic could a soul truly be?

"Well you see, you startled me and I enjoy things that startle me. As you walked toward me I imagined what you would do with a lone women in a secluded place, and naturally I became excited with the possiblities."

Once again the simpliest answer for biggest question. Why hadn't I thought of that. Surely I wasn't the only person on this earth that was excited by things dark and mysterious. Well I had made it this far I thought, why not go for all the marbles.

"And what is it that you imagined?" I asked, somewhat amazed that I did.

"I imagined you, taking me by the arm and thowing me hard against the dumpster. Grabbing my blouse and tearing it from my body, kissing me hard and biting my tongue. I imagined your hands rubbing and squezzing my breasts. Your tongue licking my nipples as you roughly made your way to my pussy. I imagine you spinning me around and bending me over. I imagined your hard cock pounding against my ass, then slamming into my wet hot pussy. I imagine you pounding furiously into my cunt while I begged for more. I imagine myself cumming and screaming for more as you continued to fuck me. I imagine you cumming, leaving your white hot juice deep in my pussy. I imagined you could do all those things, can you?

With that I noticed that not only was in a dark alley alone with a beautiful women, I was also standing next to dumpster with a very stiff dick.

"Well I believe I could" I answered with a smile as I reached for her arm.

The End.


Thanks for reading ladies. It's just a short one but I hope you enjoyed it

 

[SexySeaNymph]

Thank you for finishing the story Elron! Loved it!!!