Want to meet that special someone?

[Lancecastor]

http://www.coincidencedesign.com/

No need to thank me, just invite me to the wedding.

Lance

 

[horny_giraffe]

Woah. That is just fucking scary.

 

[Lancecastor]

Best of all...it's real. (!)

 

[70/30]

Sounds fun. Really doesn't seem farfetched, the questions I would have: are the bitches that hot and if so are they complicated enough to need to know background info on 'em to get in.

 

[Lancecastor]

I think the idea is they find you a woman made to measure...they don't keep inventory.

Sounds fun. Really doesn't seem farfetched, the questions I would have: are the bitches that hot and if so are they complicated enough to need to know background info on 'em to get in.

 

[Pixie]

I wonder how long it'll take, before that sort of thing arrives to this part of the world...

 

[Guest]

If I was a kind of guy who can waste $78,000 on the stupid project, I wouldn't be needing their service at all!

 

[70/30]

I think the idea is they find you a woman made to measure...they don't keep inventory.

Wow! that is a good idea. All the perfect women that I actually know already hate me. These guys have a winner, on your own it takes a long time to find quality chicas. Even if you fuck it up, just do it again and again-eventually one of 'em will go for ya.

 

[Lancecastor]

If I was a kind of guy who can waste $78,000....

"if."

 

[70/30]

If I was a kind of guy who can waste $78,000 on the stupid project, I wouldn't be needing their service at all!

Shit, you're right I didn't read the rates. Give me $7800 to fly to Russia and I'll get 3 perfect bitches.

 

[Lancecastor]

I still think the idea of this is just a total giggle.

 

[Guest]

 

[roxanne69]

I still think the idea of this is just a total giggle.

'Fess up Lance...did you spring for one or not?

 

[x-mas angel]

I Lancecastor.

 

[teddybear4play]

They're also assholes. From their FAQ:

Q.
Why do you refuse overweight clients? Why not let the subject herself decide whether she likes me or not, after the coincidence has occurred?

A.
Our job is to design a successful coincidence. We are good at what we do, but we are not gods. Even a carefully engineered coincidence will be fruitless if the fundamental conditions are not right. If you are serious about finding the perfect love for you, first get in shape, and then come to us.


You'd think they wouldn't really care, considering they don't refund you if you don't make a love connection.

But I guess they cater to a certain clientele. It's why they can charge more than 75 grand to do something any daring person can do.

This is a really neat idea, though. If they'd let me, I'd like to be a mole there for six months and then write a sappy Hollywood drama about it.

TB4p

 

[Killswitch]

Theres nothing new about prostitution. For less money than these guys charge I could go to Vegas and have a girl tell me she like the Smashing Pumpkins too. Hell she would even tell me she liked Johnny Cash for an extra C-Note.

 

[roxanne69]

Theres nothing new about prostitution. For less money than these guys charge I could go to Vegas and have a girl tell me she like the Smashing Pumpkins too. Hell she would even tell me she liked Johnny Cash for an extra C-Note.

I'll listen to Johnny Cash with you for half that *titter*

 

[superlittlegirl]

I rather like the idea.

It's sneaky and premeditated and devious.

It just might work.

Then again, if you're sitting on the transatlantic flight next to the asshole you met in the elevator a week ago, and he still has that same spinach stuck in his teeth, and it becomes painfully obvious that he's a mouth-breather, well. No wedding bells.

But if some pathetic fuck is willing to fork over 70 odd K for a chance to meet a chick in an elevator, more power to him. And to the person who is cunning enough to divest him of his funds.

 

[Killswitch]

I'll listen to Johnny Cash with you for half that *titter*

No Pet, we will listen to Keith Sweat, or R.Kelly, and it wont cost you a dime.

 

[medjay]

Woah. That is just fucking scary.

Kind like the movie The Game only without the running, shooting, and jumping off of buildings.

 

[superlittlegirl]

That's music for boots knockin'!

You're planning something subtle, eh?

No Pet, we will listen to Keith Sweat, or R.Kelly, and it wont cost you a dime.

 

[medjay]

I think I might apply for a job with these people; especially since their offices are right here in Chicago! They claim the work is "challenging" and the pay is "generous".

Plus, I'll have the satisfaction of knowing I'm bringing two potential lovers together!

 

[medjay]

Whoops! Looks like the deadline for applications was February 2002.

Oh well . . . Back to the old job.

 

[roxanne69]

That's music for boots knockin'!

You're planning something subtle, eh?

*blush* He is soooo romantic!

 

[Prince Romeo]

Lance, I'll loan you the money at 10% interest payment due at the end of the second year. After that, your next loan will be at 20%. The one following that 40%.