Want to masturbate, but...

[ChfMrk]

I'd like to masturbate here, but I still have half a beer to finish...

Whatever shall I do?

 

[Ricwilly]

Ya got two hands dont ya?

 

[Guest]

Go for it. The beer will still be there when you are done.

 

[Koenigsegg]

What is the more manly thing to do?