Want to do it? (by it I mean sex)

[Spinaroonie]

Me: Hard-working styrofoam manufacturing tycoon moving to DC to take a job in the Bush adminsitration due to Ari Fleicher's release

You: A transsexual with NO PENIS but a haircut patterned after either Dan Quayle or Adolf Hitler (AND I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE THANK YOU VERY MUCH) Must like to drink urine and be beaten with environmental reports.

NO NATIVE AMERICAN AND ASIAN MIXES! ( half/half)

 

[WhisperHaven]

What about ... aww nevermind.

Wondering why I came out of lurk to respond with a smartassed reply.

 

[God of Threads]

Close

I'm a transexual with an inadequate penis, a hankerin for urine (must be chilled though), and I enjoy being beaten with non-fiction books.

My haircut reminds most people of Shemp Howard.

Will I do?

 

[sultryslayer]

I have to say

this is one of the most interesting ads I have read in a while! At least you know what you want!