Want to be famous? PM me again about your cyber-boyfriend/girlfriend

[shereads]

I have no interest in him/her, have not encouraged him/her and do not want a role in your soap opera. There is no love triangle. There's not even a mild flirtation triangle. There was one point on a patience triangle, but no more. PM me again to warn me away from discussing books or anything else with your cyber-boyfriend, and watch me use your PM to extend this thread.

Jesus, people. It's a message board. It's not the Senior Prom.

 

[Liar]

huh?



Ok, this part I got:
Jesus, people. It's a message board. It's not the Senior Prom.

Mind you, a not insignificant number of people have gotten laid because of this message board.

#L

 

[cloudy]

It wasn't me, but that definitely got a smile.

Thanks, Sher.

 

[minsue]

Jesus, people. It's a message board. It's not the Senior Prom.

Beautifully stated, Sher

 

[BlackShanglan]

Liar, stop flirting with her this instant or I will boil our horsey-kittens in the giant urns.

Shanglan

 

[shereads]

huh?

That's what I said.

 

[BlackShanglan]

There is no love triangle. There's not even a mild flirtation triangle.

Loved that one

Shanglan

 

[Liar]

Liar, stop flirting with her this instant or I will boil our horsey-kittens in the giant urns.

Shanglan

You're so cute when you're jealous/psychotic.

 

[shereads]

Liar, stop flirting with her this instant or I will boil our horsey-kittens in the giant urns.

Shanglan

Diet Coke out the sinuses again. Dammit, people. Keyboards don't grow on trees.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You're so cute when you're jealous/psychotic.

*preens self-adoringly*

I'm CUTE!

Let all bow down before me.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Bloody hell! Is this still going on?

 

[Liar]

I'm CUTE!

Let all bow down before me.

Something does not quite harmonize between those two lines. Cuteness is many a thing, but it's not awe-inspiring.


Sher, as long as it's Diet Coke, you're safe. Come back when you have managed to coat your desktop with vanilla fudge smootie or something similar.

#L

 

[BlackShanglan]

Something does not quite harmonize between those two lines. Cuteness is many a thing, but it's not awe-inspiring.

It's my special brand of awesome, psychotic, and world-dominating cuteness.

OW! Did I just say brand?

Whatever was I thinking?

Shanglan

 

[shereads]

huh?



Ok, this part I got:
Jesus, people. It's a message board. It's not the Senior Prom.

Mind you, a not insignificant number of people have gotten laid because of this message board.

#L

Exactly. When you put out for your prom date, you have every right to expect him to shun even casual social contact with other girls, at least until the start of summer school. It's different when you meet at a message board at a porn site. In that case, your boyfriend is free to talk to other girls, but only in the library or during study hall. Unless one of you uses an alternate AV. Then all bets are off, and you can behave like monkeys.

Just not in my PM.

 

[shereads]

Bloody hell! Is this still going on?

New one.

 

[Guest]

New one.

New one? Blimey, you don't 'arf attract them.

 

[smoochypig]

It's my special brand of awesome, psychotic, and world-dominating cuteness.

At least we now know who added egotism to the dictionary.

 

[shereads]

New one? Blimey, you don't 'arf attract them.

Your turn will come. Do you know where your rabbit is?

 

[minsue]

Diet Coke out the sinuses again. Dammit, people. Keyboards don't grow on trees.

Luckily I wasn't drinking at the moment I read it or I'd have been up the same creek.

 

[BlackShanglan]

At least we now know who added egotism to the dictionary.

*preen*

See? Now I'm intellectual as well!

At last my marvelous qualities are being fully appreciated.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

Your turn will come. Do you know where your rabbit is?

LOL! Luckily, I don't own one, but I'll be keeping my fluffy toys close by me.

Seriously, this is all a bit freaky. You must have some kind of internal "psycho" magnet, or something.

 

[cantdog]

The other thread is stone cold, on the last page, on the way out the well-deserved door. It was time for another episode of Peyton PM-Box.

[smarmy soap-opera music]
OH, John!
..What is it, my only darling?
John, don't try to pull the alpaca over MY eyes! You cad!
..I am the very picture of innocence, my sweet; you wrong me so!
Hah!
..Hah?
Hah! You've been discussing bad novels with HER again!
..But precious!
Don't precious ME! And don't try to deny it! I used the "search" function! I know ALL!
[/smarmy soap-opera music]

 

[shereads]

The other thread is stone cold, on the last page, on the way out the well-deserved door. It was time for another episode of Peyton PM-Box.

[smarmy soap-opera music]
OH, John!
..What is it, my only darling?
John, don't try to pull the alpaca over MY eyes! You cad!
..I am the very picture of innocence, my sweet; you wrong me so!
Hah!
..Hah?
Hah! You've been discussing bad novels with HER again!
..But precious!
Don't precious ME! And don't try to deny it! I used the "search" function! I know ALL!
[/smarmy soap-opera music]

So it was YOU! Ah-HA! It's always the quiet intellectual athiest firemen from Maine. When will we learn?

 

[impressive]

smootie

I'm not sure I wanna know what a 'smootie' really is. Does it have anything to do with urns?

 

[impressive]

Mind you, a not insignificant number of people have gotten laid because of this message board.

The same can be said about the Senior Prom. Alas, I cannot boast of such.