want someone to write true story

[arkwolf]

I would like someone to write a true story for me. My nieces and me played for about 4 yrs and my cousin and I got married.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I pass. Can't really get through the grammar on this one

 

[drksideofthemoon]

You might want to post your request here... Story Ideas

 

[Guest]

I would like someone to write a true story for me. My nieces and me played for about 4 yrs and my cousin and I got married.

Oh, hun.

Rarely do writers jump up and spend hours putting a story together for someone they don't even know.

Not unless that person offers something in return. Like money.

But good luck with your search.

 

[Samandiriel]

Me thinks Me smells an alt.

 

[Vermilion]

Me thinks Me smells an alt.

Of the trollish persuasion...?
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[Samandiriel]

Of the trollish persuasion...?
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I believe so.

 

[Stella_Omega]

There's a song for every occasion- even this one, thanks to Steely Dan;

Cousin Dupree


Well I've kicked around a lot since high school
I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs
From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band
To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs

Now I've come back home to plan my next move
From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch
When I see my little cousin Janine walk in
All I could say was ow ow ouch

CHORUS:
Honey how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play
When we were three
How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree

She turned my life into a living hell
In those little tops and tight capris
I pretended to be readin' the National Probe
As I was watchin' her wax her skis

On Saturday night she walked in with her date
And backs him up against the wall
I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing
In a voice I never knew I had before

CHORUS
I'll teach you everything I know
If you teach me how to do that dance
Life is short and quid pro quo
And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?

One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire
And I figured I'd make my play
I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks
How can you stand it for one more day

She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes
Or that your mind has turned to applesauce
The dreary architecture of your soul
I said - but what is it exactly turns you off?

CHORUS

 

[oggbashan]

I suspect that the story wouldn't meet Lit's rules because it would feature under 18 sex.

The 'true' story should perhaps be told by the public prosecutor?

Og

 

[Vermilion]

I suspect that the story wouldn't meet Lit's rules because it would feature under 18 sex.

The 'true' story should perhaps be told by the public prosecutor?

Og

Why do you think it would feature underage? I think he just says that they 'played' for 4 years... no ages were mentioned - unless you have insider information...
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[slyc_willie]

Why do you think it would feature underage? I think he just says that they 'played' for 4 years... no ages were mentioned - unless you have insider information...
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Nah, I've got a feeling Og's right . . . the story probably would include underage sex. The poster would do better to go to that 'other' site.

 

[Vermilion]

Nah, I've got a feeling Og's right . . . the story probably would include underage sex. The poster would do better to go to that 'other' site.

ohh? There's a less scrupulous site?
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[slyc_willie]

ohh? There's a less scrupulous site?
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Indeed. Storiesonline doesn't have any scruples about stories that depict children having sex.

I pulled my stuff from there and was mysteriously spammed the following day.

 

[Vermilion]

Indeed. Storiesonline doesn't have any scruples about stories that depict children having sex.

I pulled my stuff from there and was mysteriously spammed the following day.

Hmm... aren't they the site that's nicking stories off Lit?
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[drksideofthemoon]

Hmm... aren't they the site that's nicking stories off Lit?
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No, Storiesonline is a legitimate site, but they allow anything and everything there.

I've pulled my work from that site as well, I just wasn't comfortable having my work there next to stories of pedophilia....

 

[slyc_willie]

Hmm... aren't they the site that's nicking stories off Lit?
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No, but some authors here are posting freely on SOL. Far as I know, they don't steal anything. Guess they have some ethics.