Want some REAL hate mail?

[Boota]

Forget Loving Wives. Write something political and submit it. I just submitted a political satire novella called The Last Days of Mr. Right. It's about a superhero who enforces the radical right wing agenda of a crazy President.

Probably needless to say, it's pissed some people off.

One of my feedback comments said that the troll was going to go looking at my other work just to "double check" it. It came off as an intended threat, I guess. Make sure I haven't written anything that would offend such delicate sensibilities.

I have now been inspired to write a Loving Wives story about Laura Bush having an affair with Barack Obama and making W. lick the cream pie. That should be good for a few insults.

A good thing to know, though, is that the trolls who rip apart political satire have no better grasp of grammar and spelling than the ones who rip apart any of the other stories.

 

[Emerald_Dragon]

sounds like you have political trolls!!! Maybe you should throw some religion in there and REALLY piss people off!!! Good luck with the next story!!!

 

[Katyusha]

Forget Loving Wives. Write something political and submit it. I just submitted a political satire novella called The Last Days of Mr. Right. It's about a superhero who enforces the radical right wing agenda of a crazy President.

Probably needless to say, it's pissed some people off.

One of my feedback comments said that the troll was going to go looking at my other work just to "double check" it. It came off as an intended threat, I guess. Make sure I haven't written anything that would offend such delicate sensibilities.

I have now been inspired to write a Loving Wives story about Laura Bush having an affair with Barack Obama and making W. lick the cream pie. That should be good for a few insults.

A good thing to know, though, is that the trolls who rip apart political satire have no better grasp of grammar and spelling than the ones who rip apart any of the other stories.

OMG I have to laugh!!! You're awesome.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Make sure to add in something about Laura getting pregnant. Interracial pregnancy is always good troll bait.

 

[Darkniciad]

I have now been inspired to write a Loving Wives story about Laura Bush having an affair with Barack Obama and making W. lick the cream pie. That should be good for a few insults.

Unfortunately, it would probably have to go in celebrities.

Fortunately, the LW trolls are more than willing to chase anything they perceive as having cuckold potential to any category on the site, leaving behind a malodorous scent trail for their buddies to follow, so you would still pick up the political trolls and the LW trolls in about equal quantities.

 

[DeeZire]

I got some similar feedback on my Troll story, mainly because the character was an ignorant conservative. They make such an easy target, it's like shooting fish in a bathtub.

I will read your super hero story with super enthusiasm.

 

[Boota]

That's good news, Darkniciad. I like knowing the trolls can follow so easily. If it gets too difficult I'm not sure any of them would be smart enough to figure it out. It truly cracks me up to have my intelligence or writing skill or thought processes insulted by people who can't spell, form a complete sentence, or write a cohesive paragraph. I'd hate to leave them behind.

CD, that's a good point. I need to have interracial pregnancy.

Emerald Dragon, I can probably work some religion in somehow with Bush's Christ complex. I hope I can get to this story soon. I'm excited to write it now.

DeeZire, happy reading. Hope you like it.

 

[Gizzmotick]

CD, that's a good point. I need to have interracial pregnancy.

Emerald Dragon, I can probably work some religion in somehow with Bush's Christ complex. I hope I can get to this story soon. I'm excited to write it now.

I'd say you found a good nerve to keep plucking on with those folks... Have fun with it.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

BOOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{{{{{{{{{POUNCE!!!}}}}}}}}}



what, were you saying something!?

 

[MarshAlien]

This explains why my Earth Day Contest story sucks! I mean, er, why it does not have a high score. I must have oxed somebody's Gore.

 

[3113]

Forget Loving Wives. Write something political and submit it. I just submitted a political satire novella called The Last Days of Mr. Right. It's about a superhero who enforces the radical right wing agenda of a crazy President.

You wrote a biography of Dick Cheney?

Probably needless to say, it's pissed some people off.

You? Piss someone off? Sweet, inoffensive Boota? I don't believe it! If someone's being mean to you, you point him out to us and we'll beat 'em up!

 

[cantdog]

I wrote about a Middle Eastern man who works in a mall as a janitor. He's kind of a nebbish, and he believes he's cursed, because nothing ever goes right for him. His co-workers send him an exotic dancer, a zaftik redhead, whom he winds up fucking; while coming in her ass he's telling himself God Is Great. (She couldn't help it, she loved the way he smelled.)

Wo.

I got dozens of really vitriolic hate mails, death threats, just over-the-top. All my stories got ones. So yeah, religion and politics will do the trick.

 

[DeeZire]

This explains why my Earth Day Contest story sucks! I mean, er, why it does not have a high score. I must have oxed somebody's Gore.

The Veep is low scoring? That's one of the best stories I've seen on this site.

 

[Boota]

cant, I got death threats over a LW story with no religion in it at all. I can only imagine how much worse yours had to be.

3113, I don't understand it. I'm such a subtle and unassuming guy, I have no idea what it is that bugs people about me.

Selena, thanks for the pounce.

Gotta keep plucking that nerve. I hope the story succeeds just to stick around long enough to really bug the shit out of the trolls.

 

[Boota]

Thanks for the nice public comment, RG. Glad you got a laugh out of it.

 

[Katyusha]

You wrote a biography of Dick Cheney?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!