Want a new job, cocksucker?

[Liar]

http://www.responsesource.com/releases/rel_display.php?relid=26040&hilite=

Sperm Tester Wanted
- Sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk launches unique job search

Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

"A payment is offered," says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, "But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money."

Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site.

The test product is 100% vegetarian. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.

 

[minsue]

Why apple?

 

[Liar]

Why apple?

Cause salami taste was too close to cliché.

 

[Liar]

"The test product is 100% vegetarian."

Does it make the sperm vegetarian too?

 

[CharleyH]

http://www.responsesource.com/releases/rel_display.php?relid=26040&hilite=

Sperm Tester Wanted
- Sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk launches unique job search

Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

LOL - if - first off someone already "swallows" why would they want to change the taste?

Second? I f someone does not want to swallow? Is it really because of the taste?

Third? If there are sperm? I doubt a vegetarian EVER swallows.

Edit to add: LOL - just caught your last post. LOL - EXACTLY!

 

[minsue]

Cause salami taste was too close to cliché.

*groan*

 

[Guest]

Why apple?

I agree.

Why not - chocolate?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If sperm tasted like apple, I'd swallow.

 

[NoJo]

If sperm tasted like apple, I'd swallow.

If you print that on a tee shirt, I'll buy a hundred

Svenska-lol

 

[Guest]

LOL....

Anyone want to volunteer to test this out with me

*dies laughing*

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If you print that on a tee shirt, I'll buy a hundred

Svenska-lol

I'm broke. I'm holding you to that promise.

 

[CharleyH]

I still think its a very valid question to ask if a vegetarian swallows - kind of goes against the grain (so to speak) of the V- philosophy - no?

 

[Guest]

LOL....

Anyone want to volunteer to test this out with me

*dies laughing*

In the words of Oliver Wendall Holmes, "Ahh, to be 70 again."

 

[Guest]

I still think its a very valid question to ask if a vegetarian swallows - kind of goes against the grain (so to speak) of the V- philosophy - no?

Indeed, intriging. A poll at the GB perhaps? (because they get a large number of respondents.

 

[impressive]

If you print that on a tee shirt, I'll buy a hundred

Svenska-lol

ROFL.



I'm thinking of the lucky schumck who's gonna get head daily for 30 days.

 

[CharleyH]

Indeed, intriging. A poll at the GB perhaps? (because they get a large number of respondents.

LOL

 

[Guest]

ROFL.



I'm thinking of the lucky schumck who's gonna get head daily for 30 days.

Can you imagine the line of guys that would sign up for this

 

[Liar]

Can you imagine the line of guys that would sign up for this

Can you imagine the number of hopeful guys sending this link to their SO.

 

[scheherazade_79]

It would take a lot more than apples to make me swallow

 

[Honey123]

LoveHoney.....

 

[impressive]

Can you imagine the line of guys that would sign up for this

I know a girl who wouldn't mind.

 

[3113]

I'm thinking of the lucky schumck who's gonna get head daily for 30 days.

Well, now seriously here, I'm guessing that the pill doesn't change the taste of the semen immediately--otherwise, why bother with a 30 day trial? My guess is that the semen changes to apple flavor somewhere within that 30 days. So, maybe there isn't a daily, er, suck. Maybe it's every other day or twice a week to see how "apple" the flavor is getting.

Or, more to the point, IF it's getting apple. I mean, I'm guessing also that this test is to see if it works on all sorts of men no matter their diet, activities, age, health, etc.

Also, perhaps, time of the month. Guys do go through their own monthly, hormonal cycles.

The gay guys have an interesting situation though. Would they switch off? Who's going to get sucked today? Or just 69 it?

And I suspect the flavor is Apple because it's an easy flavor, a fairly well-liked flavor and if it works...who knows. Maybe they will go onto chocolate. It all depends on how the sucker (sic) works.

 

[Liar]

The gay guys have an interesting situation though. Would they switch off? Who's going to get sucked today? Or just 69 it?

They can have a race. Who's spunk starts tasting apple first?

 

[Guest]

They can have a race. Who's spunk starts tasting apple first?

Races?

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No, wait. I found the right smilies. A taste test!

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[CharleyH]

LoveHoney.....

I LOVE HONEY!