Want a break?

[wildsweetone]

Write a nonsense story or poem in which each word starts with the next consecutive letter of the alphabet.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Annie Brown’s cunt doesn’t even feel good. Has it just killed lust? My neighbor on Port Queensbury’s Road said that ugly veterans won’t x-ray young zebras.

This is even sillier than the three word thread.

 

[kellycummings]

A black cock definately enters fine gorgeous holes. In Julies kinky, loving mouth no object pulses quite right. Seven tall undertakers volunteered without xanax, yielding zambonis.


Damn, that was harder than I thought.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Anonymous bastards constantly drop evil feedback.
Georgeous hotties invite jumbo kisses.
Lusty maidens nibble omnipotent queens.
Rabid sluts taste unbelievably vapid.
Welcome xenos yodeling zebras!

If that's not nonsense...I don't know what is.
Fun, though.

~lucky (too easily amused)

 

[Boxlicker101]

Anonymous bastards constantly drop evil feedback.
Georgeous hotties invite jumbo kisses.
Lusty maidens nibble omnipotent queens.
Rabid sluts taste unbelievably vapid.
Welcome xenos yodeling zebras!

If that's not nonsense...I don't know what is.
Fun, though.

~lucky (too easily amused)

Hi, Lucky. You missed the letter "P". How about "Lusty maidens nibble omnipotent porno queens?

 

[minsue]

Rabid sluts taste unbelievably vapid.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hi, Lucky. You missed the letter "P". How about "Lusty maidens nibble omnipotent porno queens?

Damn. Thanks Box. Yes, porno queens would love a nibble from said maidens, I think. Good work. But being the damn perfectionist that I am, I must try again.

~lucky

(Min...you're the cutest grinnin' fool I know.)

 

[sweetnpetite]

A blushing cutie donning elegant footwear gives head if just killer legs mounting nude only prepare quick recall story telling underneath vesuvious withdrawing x-rated zones.

Makes no sence, but i worked hard on it

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Abstraction brings clarity, dominating every fine gentleman's humble introspection. Justifying knowledge learned, mystifies neanderthals occasionally. Presumptious queries remain stationary, timeless, until voiced with xerographic yorkie zeal.

***

Always bringing climaxes distracts Earl from good handjobs in Jessica's Kia. Leaving messy nonsense on pleather, quickly reveals Susan's trying ultra voracious xylophonic yak zoophilia.

***

A bear caught dinner. Eight fish gave him indigestion. Just keeping lucid might need Pepto-Bismal. Quietly retching salmon, the unhappy varmint went x-pectedly yellow zonkers.

~lucky (now, I am Le Tired)

Edits in bold: Thanks Cealy...I need to find another hobby at 3:30 a.m. It seems that my alphabet falls apart in the wee hours of the morning. Thanks, sugar.

 

[SensualCealy]

Lucky on the last one you forgot "Y", you have quite the imagination.
I have to think about this one its too hard for this warped brain of mine.
Cealy

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Not really nonsense, but I used every letter!

Always bring comfort, Dom. Every fuck gives heavenly images. Juicy kisses leave me needing oral. Please, quick, ravishingly sexy tease, use vibrator with x-rated yummy zest.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Here's mine

...X-men yodeling zombies

Lime

LOL!

 

[Icingsugar]

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Here's one of mine:
Anthrax being called dangerous?
Even faint-hearted go:

"Hah! It just kills little misfits, not ordinary people, quite right?"

So terrorists, understand; Vaccinated, we x-hale, you zit-heads!

------------

Ans a new one. I call this piece "Screenplay"

Annie, bimbo cockslut, drops everything for Günther's humogous, irresistable johnson. Killer looks, mezmerising nubile Orgasms'R'Us porn queen rip-off. Stroking, tugging, until vigorously, wad xplodes. "Yeeeees!". Zoom.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Here's my little diddy. It was harder than I thought it would be.



A bent cock delves eagerly. Flaccid genitals hang. Impotence just kills lovemaking. Most naive oral pleasures quench repressed souls. Tenderness ultimately vanquishes weary xenophobes' yielding zosters.


Wicked

 

[lewdandlicentious]

All boys could do everything. Forget going home in Jane's kart. Lou must never offer practical quotations regarding sexual trading underwriters varying within "x" yen Zambians.

 

[Guest]

All boys could do everything. Forget going home in Jane's kart. Lou must never offer practical quotations regarding sexual trading underwriters varying within "x" yen Zambians.

Awww, you used my nick!

Who are these underwriters, to whom I'm offering sex as trade?

They'd better be good underwriters!

Katie-Lou

 

[Liar]

some poetry

a boiling crazy
discharge erupts
flaring ghost hurricane

interrupts jestless kites
lying motionless

no other power
quiver ropes

soon
the updraft valorizes
walking xenomaniacs
yearning zenith

 

[redrider4u]

another bad comment decrementing even for good hopes instills just keeping lost meanings not obtuse, particularly quotes reminisant steamy to under Venus, waxing xylophonily, your Zeus.

 

[HomerPindar]

because it's the second time tonite I've seen this challenge

Against bare chests
dance erotic friction
getting heated ideas
juxtaposed, kinky like.
Maybe nothing
or perhaps,
quivering,
racing,
she thinks up
visions waking
xeric yearnings
zonally.

HomerPindar

 

[SensualCealy]

Okay, here it goes....

All Bald cocks diddle expertly, finding grace, handling ingeniously, jerking knowledge lends men new orgasms, palms quiver, rocks shrink, timid urethas, vocals wobble, xenon yields, zombie!

I know, not as good as the pro's on here but at least I didnt forget my Y like Lucky! lmao
Love ya girlfriend!
Cealy

 

[damppanties]

A bear caught dinner. Eight fish gave him indigestion. Just keeping lucid might need Pepto-Bismal. Quietly retching salmon, the unhappy varmint went x-pectedly yellow zonkers.

Dear Lucky,

O

 

[SensualCealy]

Everyone is picking on My Lucky, maybe all she needs is her daughters Spell Pad.
I at least know the first letters in the words, its all the others that confuse the hell out of me! lol
Cealy

 

[Remec]

"Action!"

"But, Charlie, doesn't everyone fucking get hurt in jail?"

"Killing lots makes nice old perps quietly respect someone."

"Truly?"

"Utterly. Vengeance wins, Xerxes, you zoid."

 

[damppanties]

Everyone is picking on My Lucky,

What do you mean YOUR lucky? Grrrr...!