Wanna get laid on Long Island?

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I wanna get laid on Long Island

I am gonna keep it real simple. No bullshit.

I'm 40 years old and have been divorced for 5 years.
I am not a big fan of the bar scene.
My job shift changes from midnight to 8, 4 to midnight, and 7 AM to 4 PM.
I also work 3 consectutive weekends, then have two off. Then the cycle restarts. This makes it difficult to meet anyone. Hope that explains why i am posting here. This is just the easier path.

I am not looking for a relationship. The marriage has left scars that are not fully healed. The last 5 years of my marriage were sexless. The 5 years after divorce have been sexless. That is alot of sexlessness.

I am 150 lbs.
5 foot, 10 inches tall.
Dark brown hair but seems to be going gray.
Glasses.
1 pierced ear.
3 Tattoos.

I don't look like Brad Pitt but i don't feel i was hit in the face with the ugly stick either.

All i want is a casual 1 on 1 sexual relationship with no strings attached. Leave reply and i'll get back to you. Straight sex/oral sex. I am open minded, but i don't want anyone that wants to piss on me, etc. etc. Don't care if you smoke. Don't care if you smoke an occassional joint. I just don't want anyone with an STD or a Junkie!!

And...has anyone ever had any success getting laid using this message board? I always felt there was many postings but not much action.
 
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