Wanna Fuck?

[smoothg103rd]

If a woman walked up to a man and asked him that, 9 out of 10 men will say yes. Looks doesn't matter, it's still a yes.

If a man came to you and asked the same thing, how many of you ladies will say yes?

 

[MsSmoothG]

The fuck you starte a thread like this?

 

[Garnate]

I can't help but laugh about MsSmoot


To answer the OP, I would naturally say yes but I'd have to charge because I'm a prostitute and all.

 

[moonbow]

If a woman walked up to a man and asked him that, 9 out of 10 men will say yes. Looks doesn't matter, it's still a yes.

If a man came to you and asked the same thing, how many of you ladies will say yes?

You're saying that men will shag anything? I think you're doing your gender a disfavour.

 

[CyranoJ]

If a woman walked up to a man and asked him that, 9 out of 10 men will say yes.

Not quite true, apparently. Someone (a very cute someone) took a camera around and actually tried this out on YouTube, and got closer to seven out of ten. (And no, she didn't actually fuck them.)

 

[smoothg103rd]

You're saying that men will shag anything? I think you're doing your gender a disfavour.

I speak the truth.

 

[moonbow]

I speak the truth.

Truth, But still...

 

[MsSmoothG]

I speak the truth.

LMFAO

 

[smoothg103rd]

Not quite true, apparently. Someone (a very cute someone) took a camera around and actually tried this out on YouTube, and got closer to seven out of ten. (And no, she didn't actually fuck them.)

70% isn't that far off. I just was guessing. I know here it will be around 99%. People start to call you gay, if you turn down some pussy.

 

[Conager]

Not quite true, apparently. Someone (a very cute someone) took a camera around and actually tried this out on YouTube, and got closer to seven out of ten. (And no, she didn't actually fuck them.)

I saw a video of a guy trying it. He got 2 out of 100. It was not a good test though because he approached groups of women for some of them and almost no woman is going to say yes, without at least some flirty build-up in front of her friends. Also some looked receptive to me, and he did not follow up. The experiment was "Yes or No."

 

[MsSmoothG]

70% isn't that far off. I just was guessing. I know here it will be around 99%. People start to call you gay, if you turn down some pussy.

I would call it trying to get that aids dick

real talk

 

[smoothg103rd]

Truth, But still...

A man will stick his dick in the dirt, if it gets wet enough.

 

[moonbow]

A man will stick his dick in the dirt, if it gets wet enough.

Ok now I know you're female.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I saw a video of a guy trying it. He got 2 out of 100. It was not a good test though because he approached groups of women for some of them and almost no woman is going to say yes, without at least some flirty build-up in front of her friends. Also some looked receptive to me, and he did not follow up. The experiment was "Yes or No."

She got to be a real nympho to just say yes off the back. I don't even think hoes will say yes.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Ok now I know you're female.

You sure?

 

[Que]

It is called "The Apocalyptic Close." I tried it twice just because it seemed like something one should at least attempt. I am 0 for 2. Which is shocking given that I am both handsome and personable.

One of them the amazonian that I figured I had no chance with anyway, still smiles when she sees me though.

70% isn't that far off. I just was guessing. I know here it will be around 99%. People start to call you gay, if you turn down some pussy.

I have a friend who is from back east somewhere originally. I was complaining about having been shut down by a girl and there being zero prospects around for getting laid.

He says "Ain't you got a woman living in your house?"

I did at the time, long story but it was basically a rescue who I took to referring to as "my housekeeper" because she actually did a lot of cleaning when I would be gone for work. (shoulda kept her. chains if necessary) I was explaining the concept of coercion and how it would come across as "put out or get out"

He gives me a blank look. "Right....?" like what's the problem.

I kept up for a bit trying to explain why it would be wrong.

He says "Pussy ain't never wrong!"

After being all high and mighty for like a day more...well... he was right.

She got to be a real nympho to just say yes off the back. I don't even think hoes will say yes.

Not without at least haggling...

 

[pollynova]

It is called "The Apocalyptic Close." I tried it twice just because it seemed like something one should at least attempt. I am 0 for 2. Which is shocking given that I am both handsome and personable.

One of them the amazonian that I figured I had no chance with anyway, still smiles when she sees me though.



I have a friend who is from back east somewhere originally. I was complaining about having been shut down by a girl and there being zero prospects around for getting laid.

He says "Ain't you got a woman living in your house?"

I did at the time, long story but it was basically a rescue who I took to referring to as "my housekeeper" because she actually did a lot of cleaning when I would be gone for work. (shoulda kept her. chains if necessary) I was explaining the concept of coercion and how it would come across as "put out or get out"

He gives me a blank look. "Right....?" like what's the problem.

I kept up for a bit trying to explain why it would be wrong.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2d/2d4f644844e2c97477931ff9adf261eff3f234165981800e03d0fcbcaa709d93.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

It is called "The Apocalyptic Close." I tried it twice just because it seemed like something one should at least attempt. I am 0 for 2. Which is shocking given that I am both handsome and personable.

One of them the amazonian that I figured I had no chance with anyway, still smiles when she sees me though.



I have a friend who is from back east somewhere originally. I was complaining about having been shut down by a girl and there being zero prospects around for getting laid.

He says "Ain't you got a woman living in your house?"

I did at the time, long story but it was basically a rescue who I took to referring to as "my housekeeper" because she actually did a lot of cleaning when I would be gone for work. (shoulda kept her. chains if necessary) I was explaining the concept of coercion and how it would come across as "put out or get out"

He gives me a blank look. "Right....?" like what's the problem.

I kept up for a bit trying to explain why it would be wrong.

He says "Pussy ain't never wrong!"

After being all high and mighty for like a day more...well... he was right.




Not without at least haggling...

Lol. He is right tho, pussy ain't never wrong (unless if it's rape). I don't know if I would've did that, but I can see myself doing the same thing.

 

[Que]

Lol. Yes pretty much like that.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I must be the minority.. Since I would actually refuse depending on my mood it can be a simple Refusal to a mean one.. To a sarcastic Dr House one..

quite honestly.. Unless a woman has value to me.. Why would I say yes to a random woman asking me to fuck them ?. For all I know that woman has some STD she is trying to spread around.. So of course I will turn her down and make her take a million tests to prove she doe snot have any STDS.

Judging by your name, I'm calling you a lair.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

It depends on the day. And how much vodka I've had.

 

[smoothg103rd]

It depends on the day. And how much vodka I've had.

I have a bar in my basement.

 

[Garnate]

Judging by your name, I'm calling you a lair.

That was my thought, too.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I have a bar in my basement.

And that's how I became a Mole Woman.

 

[Garnate]

And that's how I became a Mole Woman.

Ahahahaaaaa