chame1eon
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- Dec 20, 2005
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I don't know if this is quite the right type of humor for this place but bbcode trolls and one of the remaining mostly unmoderated corners of the internet is making me nostalgic.
When I first got my first computer one of the first things I did was activate my fee AOL account and wander into some chat rooms. I kept getting these weird whispers "wanna cyber" to which I would say what is that? They would say nevermind and just leave me wondering and it didn't occur to me to altavista it.
No matter where I went or what I was doing.
"wanna cyber"
"wanna cyber"
"wanna cyber"
One day I was home alone and online and I got one of the whispers and I was like screw it. Fine. Let's cyber. The guy asked me for my phone number and I gave it to him. When he called he unleashed what seemed like the most bizzare and nasty litany one after the other completely blowing my young mind, leaving me completely speechless.
When I hung up I realized to my horror that part of the conversation somehow got recorded on the answering machine tape and for some reason I couldn't figure out how to erase it. So I pulled the tape out of the cassette tore it in pieces and buried it in the garbage.
Later my dad came home and asked me what happened to the tape. I was just like idk which made no sense at all since I was the only one home, but he just nodded and walked off.
Yay internet.
When I first got my first computer one of the first things I did was activate my fee AOL account and wander into some chat rooms. I kept getting these weird whispers "wanna cyber" to which I would say what is that? They would say nevermind and just leave me wondering and it didn't occur to me to altavista it.
No matter where I went or what I was doing.
"wanna cyber"
"wanna cyber"
"wanna cyber"
One day I was home alone and online and I got one of the whispers and I was like screw it. Fine. Let's cyber. The guy asked me for my phone number and I gave it to him. When he called he unleashed what seemed like the most bizzare and nasty litany one after the other completely blowing my young mind, leaving me completely speechless.
When I hung up I realized to my horror that part of the conversation somehow got recorded on the answering machine tape and for some reason I couldn't figure out how to erase it. So I pulled the tape out of the cassette tore it in pieces and buried it in the garbage.
Later my dad came home and asked me what happened to the tape. I was just like idk which made no sense at all since I was the only one home, but he just nodded and walked off.
Yay internet.
