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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
 
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.



What brand of products do you use?
 
But I heard Paul Allen has a nicer business caard than you with its subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. It even has a watermark.
 
I was thinking Jason Bateman!

He uses a lot of cleansers. A deep pore one should be enough. Also aftershave isn't really needed with a good moisturizer.

Wonder if he uses an electric, disposable or straight razor.
 
I was thinking Jason Bateman!

He uses a lot of cleansers. A deep pore one should be enough. Also aftershave isn't really needed with a good moisturizer.

Wonder if he uses an electric, disposable or straight razor.

Don't forget he might use an expensive Seki safety razor with Kai Blades.
 
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