Walking the dog

[sirhugs]

He and she walk their dogs from opposite directions, meeting coincidentally at the same corner most days. The dogs over time make friends, so He and she also chat when they stop.

Then one day they get caught in a downpour and rush for shelter in a nearby park.. huddle close together, body parts bump...

Are they both married? Is one?

Is this a "one off' or the start of an affair?

Where does the story go?

 

[Hypoxia]

Do the dogs hump? That could be an incentive. Old joke: Her stud is humping his bitch. He says, "I wish I was doing that." She says, "Go ahead, it's your dog." [rimshot]

Meanwhile, your storyline is straight from the Hollies' BUS STOP. Love grows in the shelter. Cue the romantic violins. But you need some drama. Dognappers, maybe? Old BF/GF trouble? An ISIL attack? Global warming? Something needs to threaten their relationship. A challenge; the brink of disaster; then, resolution and relief. Cue the fiddles.

 

[atariblue]

Do the dogs hump? That could be an incentive. Old joke: Her stud is humping his bitch. He says, "I wish I was doing that." She says, "Go ahead, it's your dog." [rimshot]

Meanwhile, your storyline is straight from the Hollies' BUS STOP. Love grows in the shelter. Cue the romantic violins. But you need some drama. Dognappers, maybe? Old BF/GF trouble? An ISIL attack? Global warming? Something needs to threaten their relationship. A challenge; the brink of disaster; then, resolution and relief. Cue the fiddles.

Either the man or woman can die just don't kill the dog. Everyone loses their shit when the dog dies.

 

[Carnevil9]

Old joke: Her stud is humping his bitch. He says, "I wish I was doing that." She says, "Go ahead, it's your dog." [rimshot]

Alternate punchline: "You should probably pet him a bit first."

I walk my dog in the nearby park ever day, and I'm always fantasizing about all the lovely ladies walking their dogs there, too. And you've got a perfect, built-in ice-breaker - "Oh, what a cute dog! Wanna fuck?"

 

[Hypoxia]

I walk my dog in the nearby park ever day, and I'm always fantasizing about all the lovely ladies walking their dogs there, too. And you've got a perfect, built-in ice-breaker - "Oh, what a cute dog! Wanna fuck?"

Do you score?



Guy walks his (male) dog in park, encounters gal walking her (female) dog. Guy and gal chat. Dogs sniff each other. Male dog mounts female. Gal jerks leash, pulls her dog away, and says icily, "He did not provide adequate foreplay. He's a chauvinist pig, just like his owner." Another lost opportunity.

Fella walks his weird little dog in the park, encounters a big redneck with a mastiff. "Ha ha, you sure got a funny little dog there," the redneck scoffed. "That's hardly a dog at all. I bet my dog Fang could eat your wimpy little dog. Fang, KILL!!" The pets tangle. When the cloud of dust settles, the little dog is licking its chops, having devoured the mastiff. The redneck is stunned. "What the fuck kinda dog you got there?" "Well, before I cut off his tail and painted him brown, he was an alligator."

True story: I visited my sister and her 9-year-old son. The kid was into being a dog. He shuffled around on hands and knees sniffing at stuff and scratching himself. I had enough when he sniffed my crotch and humped my leg.

 

[astuffedshirt_perv]

Guy is house and dog sitting over the weekend for his bud. It's almost kickoff time, and he figures he needs to walk the dog before the games. Wanders to the deserted dog park. She shows up with her dog, in a huff that her a-hole boyfriend has left to go to the game with his boys. Dogs play, get thirsty, they go to her apartment for a drink...

 

[Hypoxia]

Guy is house and dog sitting over the weekend for his bud. It's almost kickoff time, and he figures he needs to walk the dog before the games. Wanders to the deserted dog park. She shows up with her dog, in a huff that her a-hole boyfriend has left to go to the game with his boys. Dogs play, get thirsty, they go to her apartment for a drink...

Okay, that's Act.1 Boy Meets Girl. I assume they fuck. Next is Act.2 Boy Loses Girl. Maybe a-hole boyfriend returns, apologizes. Then Act.3 Boy Get Girl Again, the AH-BF abandons her again, she calls up dog-boy, they engage, and HEA ending. Tra la.