Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear

Todd-'o'-Vision

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(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
 
I confess.

I walk around in women's underwear EVERY SINGLE DAY.

(gasp!)
 
and here I was feeling bummed becuase I had to wait another three months before I could hear that song again. :)
 
That is just too funny. So, tell me, what gave you the inspiration?
 
Todd

Another tune I think you'd like.

It's by DaVinci's Notebook .. called *Internet Porn*

If you can find the lyrics (I never can) post them, they're hilarious!
 
bad kitty said:
That is just too funny. So, tell me, what gave you the inspiration?
I'm pretty sure it's musical funnyman Bob Rivers and his Twisted Christmas series.

My favorite is "The Restroom Door Said 'Gentlemen'."

TB4p
 
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