Waking up on the wrong side of the bed...

[PBAnnie]

There's an old joke that goes something like this:

Mother Superior is walking on the convent grounds one morning and approaches two nuns who ask her, "Good morning, Mother Superior. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?"

Mother Superior assures them that she's fine and walks on. A few minutes later she meets two other nuns and the same exchange takes place. A short time later she meets a third pair of nuns who ask her the same thing.

"Good morning, Mother Superior. Did you wake on the wrong side of the bed this morning?"

Mother Superior is getting fed up with this greeting and demands, "Why is everyone asking if I woke on the wrong side of the bed this morning!?"

"Because you're wearing the Bishop's shoes."

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I'd like to see what people could up with for a story entitled "The Bishop's Shoes."

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Might be interesting, but I have to assume that the MS and the Bishop have the same size feet. And from what I remember from school, the nuns were covered from head to foot. Never could see her shoes.