Waiter, waiter, there's a pun in my soup...

[evesdream]

Do you know how to play?
I'll start with a few.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

"Stop complaining, now you know what all the buzz is about."

or

"Really? I don't tse it."

 

[evesdream]

oh and

"Yeesh, you don't need to maggot a big deal!"

 

[bronzeage]

Button up or zipper?

 

[evesdream]

Button up or zipper?

hah!

Thank you for participating! I'm going to put another one out there and see if anyone picks it up.

Waiter, waiter, there's a clock in my soup!

 

[bronzeage]

hah!

Thank you for participating! I'm going to put another one out there and see if anyone picks it up.

Waiter, waiter, there's a clock in my soup!

I don't have time for this.

 

[evesdream]

I guess you won't be ordering seconds.

 

[bronzeage]

I can taste parsley, rosemary, and time.

 

[evesdream]

"No need to get wound up about it...."

 

[champagne1982]

Now is the hour of our discontent

 

[evesdream]

You must be pretty ticked. I'll toc to the chef about it.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

hands off my vichy ...... Sue (god that's awful)

 

[BooMerengue]

omg! Fallin out laffin here! You guys are good- keep it goin!

 

[EroticOrogeny]

'stew much !

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Turnip up!

 

[lovecraft68]

Leave it here I'll be done in a minute.

 

[champagne1982]

I'll chop out my piece and ewe stay here.

 

[evesdream]

Waiter, waiter, there's a bird in my soup!

 

[lovecraft68]

Waiter, waiter, there's a bird in my soup!

The waiters come flocking over.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

The waiters come flocking over.

Yolk, that is foul! They beggs be winging a new bowl with them!

 

[evesdream]

"owl go get you another bowl."

 

[UnderYourSpell]

quit larking about and take a swallow, you're robin me

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

quit larking about and take a swallow, you're robin me

Yes, please..she knows what she is larking about! You won't egret it one bit... in fact you will be raven about it to all your friends and plovers!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

oh bravo for the 'plovers'

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

oh bravo for the 'plovers'

You are too tweet. Thank you.

 

[oggbashan]

You are too tweet. Thank you.

Please don't tweet about it. The birds of a feather will come flocking.