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[Dillinger]

That's actually never happens to me... but I think the giant pygmies usually block the birdshit before it hits the car.

 

[Ice Cold]

I try to dodge suicidal squirrels at least once a week...

Squirrel: I think I can make it!!!

 

[cybergirly]

Well I dodge falling leaves for some reason my brain seems to think they are going to come through the windshield.

 

[Wiggles]

Deers scare the shit out of me.

And giant vultures. God those things are gross.

 

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[unclej]

i got in a race with a wild turkey the other morning. she ran out of the brush on my right and trotted right down the middle of the road in front of me for probably 60-75 yards. i let her win.

in my part of texas it's not the birds we dodge so much as the deer. there are probably more deer killed by cars here than by hunters.

at all costs do not run into or over a buzzard. it's bad luck and they smell like shit in shallow water.

 

[bored1]

I hit a deer one night on the freeway, I didnt see him until I hit him! What a mess. What I really hate is swerving to not hit something and hitting it anyway. Thump Thump

 

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