W.C. for CV

[Guest]

Ceev, so you don't have to go pissing on everyone's threads, here's one just for you and your pish.

Affectionately, Perdita


Wait! Let me get out of here first. Phew!

 

[Guest]

Ta very much!

hick

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is this a unisex thread?

 

[Guest]

Is this a unisex thread?

No, sorry. Only CV's with dicks can use this facility.

Matron Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What's CV gonna do with Winston Churchill?







Never mind, I don't wanna know.

 

[ChilledVodkaIV]

"Did you'se see that guy? The one with the thing in her thong?"

"When you say 'guy', you're using a generic term right?" I asked for reassurance, because apart from the thing in her thong it was all female. From her crinkle cut hair style, to the dusting of freckles on her pale shoulders, to those pert yet swaying bazooms as she sashayed across the white sand on her white legs.

"No. I meant guy, stupid. Guy as in man. She had a dick in her pants."

Confusion tore at my mind and semi-erection. "Does this mean I'm gay?" I quavered.

"Probly." She said, laughing in my face.

"I'll show you who's queer." I spat, as I grasped her hair in my fist and pulled her face to mine.

She'd always liked it rough, but seemed to hesitate a bit, seeing as how we were on a public beach. I ignored the setting and tore into her mouth with my tongue, making her bite back and claw my skin.

Gasping for breath she taunted "You just want some pussy to prove your manhood."

I slapped her ass hard and finding my thumb in her waistband I jerked down hard and ripped off the bottom of her bikini with a single swipe.

"Bastard" she muttered and slid her fingers inside my shorts to grasp my hard on in her dainty fist. "Hard for me, or hard for a guy?" she teased as she jerked downwards, pulling the foreskin over the glans and, at the same time dragging down the elastic waist of my skivvies.

By this time we had gathered an audience. She'd noticed them first and that was why she was giving them a show by showing what she was going to take.

"Ok bitch" I snarled, noticing the audience too "Let's see how much you can take" as I forced first two then three fingers into her sopping snatch.

"Oh fuck, yes." she screamed, as I pistoned into her box. "Cock, give me your cock." she begged.

I looked around the crowd that had now encircled us and beckoned a slight, brunette over. As she sauntered across I looked around again noticing several cocks swaying in the breeze and many more slim wrists sliding inside slimmer bikinis.

"Show me your hand." I ordered the brunette, as she stood pinching a nipple with one hand and rubbing the palm of the other quite quickly across her crotch. "Make fingers" I said.

Knowing exactly what I meant, the brunette showed me a 'dagger' of her fingers which would fit nicely into the wet sheath between my girlfriend's outstretched legs.

"Fuck her." I commanded.

The brunette knelt in the cooling sand and forced her fingers into those waiting lips.

"Now who's gay, bitch?" I demanded. "Who's the queer bitch now, with another girl's fist in her cunt. Who's gay now?"

She replied with a scream "I WANT CO-O-O-CK."

I surveyed the crowd again until I saw the biggest cock I think I've ever seen, not overlong, but easily as thick as the brunette's wrist.

The onlookers had gathered closer and without thought I reached out and grabbed hold of the cock and dragged it's owner forward with the order: "Shut her up."

She gobbled it down to the nuts as the guy fucked her face.

"Now we'll see who's queer." I muttered. "Put your other hand in." I instructed the brunette, noticing for the first time, the mesmeric swaying of very long breasts. She did as told and withdrew her wrist from the flapping lips to place her palms together and then slowly slid both hands inside that hole.

Her thumbs stayed outside and spread the glistening lips wide to reveal my girlfriend's throbbing, red, engorged clit which the brunette hungrily devoured.

I reached forward and grabbed a handful of mam which gave the brunette pause, as I mashed it into her ribcage. I took my hand away from my cock and pulled the brunette's elbow, making her withdraw one silvery, glistening hand. She then automatically pulled in the thumb of the remaining hand and slid into my girlfriend's cunt up past her wrist to fuck her again.

Taking her hand, I pushed the fingers into her palm except her index, and then pushed her arm towards the exposed puckered hole below the gaping crack.

At this point, a couple of drops of what I thought was rain, began to land on the brunette's back, on my girlfriend's belly and a couple of spots on my forehead too.

I looked skyward and saw not a cloud. As my gaze fell back I realised that what was spattering our show was in fact jism from several cocks of the audience.

"Now who's the queer eh?" I repeated again. Who's being fisted by a girl eh?" I crowed "Who's getting ass fucked by a woman's fingers?"

By this time the brunette had three fingers in that brown hole and now I wanted to be in there too, but not with fingers. So I grabbed the brunette's shoulders, but she wouldn't move and the negative shake of her head was driving my girlfriend higher.

The brunette suddenly pulled out of my girlfriend's ass and thumbed down the sharkskin pants of her bathing costume and without pre-amble pushed two fingers into her own brown hole. Then she snaked her hand forward to grasp my throbbing cock and urged me towards the rear.

I needed little encouragement and knelt eagerly behind the brunette. I rubbed my fingers into the drying paste of spunk on her back and slathered it over my purpled head then simply pointed and pushed, which garnered calls of "Fuck her man." "Yeah fuck that bitch's ass."

"Now who's the queer." I shouted at my now screaming girlfriend as she began to orgasm from deep inside. This drove me onward into the brunette's ass with mounting hunger. Staying locked inside this tunnel of love I planted my feet in the sand and began the long strokes which would take me to the peak.

Grinning like some kind of mad baboon in a monkey cage I looked round at the crowd's faces and saw that now they were all female and bare breasted to a man. Fleeting I realised that the guys must have all cum and gone.

Swiveling my head I saw every kind of breast in the circle. The small pert ones with pinky nipples, full round tits with saucer size areola, drooping breasts pointing at the ground and puffy nipples of all sizes. During this delight I found myself edging forward, in order to stay within the brunette's ass and eventually on my knees as I fucked her.

And now I just needed to hold position as the brunette undulated beneath me, stroking up and down the shaft of my cock with her ass as she bit and sucked on my girlfriend's titties.

The guy fucking face in front of me suddenly convulsed and jerked his cock from my girlfriend's mouth, spraying her and the brunette with gobs and strings of juice as he orgasmed raucously.

Then he knelt and took a handful of crinkly hair and wiped his cock head clean which brought a whoop from the crowd.

That's when I noticed the guy with the thing in her thong, but now the thong was laid at her feet and the thing was in her hand spraying spunk at our menage. Then too I saw that the front row of the crowd was all guys again. That's also when I noticed that the front row of the crowd were all girls again as well.

That's also the time that I noticed the brunette who was not only ass fucking my cock was also cunt fucking my girlfriend with his cock. That's when I exploded inside her.

CVIV
what'd'ya think?
Thanks for the thread Perdita.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Frigid Antifreeze (Not-qute-a-mickey),

I find your composition somewhat reminiscent of Suddenly, Last Summer in that both involve people on a beach.

 

[Guest]

Suddenly, Last Summer

Burly, I never really 'got' Frankie Avalon and Annette Vermicello. P.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

The part where the submarine pulled out to sea to the strains of Waltzing Matilda as the world came to an end made me cry.

 

[Guest]

Tonight, I shall be wanking as I think of English Lady.

Do you have a problem with that?

 

[English Lady]

I don't have a problem with that infact...


I know know what I'll be doing to help me rest better tonight

 

[TheEarl]

I'm drinking warm vodka. Can I pish here?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I'm drinking warm vodka. Can I pish here?

Of course, sweetpup. Let me just get out of the way.

Pear

 

[Guest]

Of course, sweetpup. Let me just get out of the way.

Pear

Fuck. Pirdi's the coolest.

 

[Guest]

Fuck. Pirdi's the coolest.

Phew! I'm so relieved (no pun intended; unless you want it); I was ready for you to chastise me for letting another penis in here.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Phew! I'm so relieved (no pun intended; unless you want it); I was ready for you to chastise me for letting another penis in here.

Perdita

VB is a girl?!

 

[English Lady]

*taps Chilled on the shoulder*

er hmm


your box love....full again you know


ho hum

 

[Guest]

It's clean, now.