Vs vs Vs? Why compare apples to oranges?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Why compare anything to anything?

In the end - it only humors fools.

I guess 'some people' must have their fun.

But.......

Air travel vs train travel?
Pussies vs dicks?
Oral vs anal?
Shit vs pee?
Regis vs Letterman?
Madonna vs Cher?
Beatles vs Stones?

I mean....... you get the point.

No point, it's all so pointless.

All some sort of mental masterbatory fling - seed in the wind.

Stupid.

 

[lobito]

heres a comparison JUST FOR YOU, Sparky.

Tenacious D vs. The Beatles

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dumb!

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