Voyarism.... I feel.... DECEIVED!

[Christopher2012]

So tonight, it finally happened. That one dream that any guy has. I was at work, looking all fresh and clean with my white coat (translation: feeling like shit after 12 hours and knowing that I had two more to go)... and a relatively attractive young woman comes up to me and says this:

"Are you like... a doctor...?"

"Uhh... I AM a doctor... but I'm not a physician if that's what you mean."

"Okay, will you look at something for me?"

And she took off her shirt and her very firm and perky titties were like... all up in my grill. Here's the weird part............... It was totally not as sexy as I thought it'd be. The whole time, I was really just trying to figure out what she was trying to show me. She apparently had a rash but I hardly saw anything. I mean, there were some small bumps but nothing significant. I was honestly just standing there wondering if she was doing it for the thrill.

I told her that I had no idea what she had but if it persisted to see an actual physician. She smiled and said "So what do you think I should put on it?" "Uhhhh.... your shirt."

Anyway, so I told her to just put some Benadryl cream on it because she said it itched. I don't believe that Benadryl cream works. I just wanted out of the situation because I was feeling really awkward. And that may sound immature and childish, but who the fuck goes up to a pharmacist and flops out their tits with no warning? I mean there was no, "Hey will you look at a sensitive area?" or nothing. WTF? So stupid.

So anyway, how is this a HOW TO? Well how DO you enjoy something that you've always dreamed of and then actually realizing that it's really... not... that... great... but... inappropriate.

I dunno... interesting story... and I think the first time I've seen actual boobs. Yep... first time... in like real life. Okay guys, have a good one. Back to the real world of video games.

 

[box13]

Some women...or people...are like that. At least I think they are, I mean with showing off their body. Boobs especially. It probably just made you uncomfortable because it was outside your normal experience or expectation...and I would assume since it was also at work, potentially a very legally difficult situation as well. Company policies about being topless at work and all that.

Maybe if that happened a little more often, it wouldn't be quite so strange when it does. Next time, tell her "If Benadryl doesn't work, come back and see me." then smile.

 

[TwoShades]

Reminds me of a story. Um. Two stories. Where is that 'regret' thread??

 

[elite2013]

I'm off to buy a white coat.

 

[silverwhisper]

you know, as much as you fantasize about a thing, sometimes the reality just isn't for you.

in a weird way, it's sorta like being in a threesome. most guys dream about this, but the reality often creates friction in a relationship.

all of this is to say: fantasy is a totally different animal from reality. it's why we call 'em different things. :>

ed

 

[Eilan]

you know, as much as you fantasize about a thing, sometimes the reality just isn't for you.

in a weird way, it's sorta like being in a threesome. most guys dream about this, but the reality often creates friction in a relationship.

all of this is to say: fantasy is a totally different animal from reality. it's why we call 'em different things. :>

ed

This. A million times this.

 

[Scrubber]

Matter of fact nudity is not sexy. Especially not when coupled with a rash!

 

[subwannabe]

I bet she didn't get as much out of it as she wanted either. She should have gone to a real doctor.

 

[rthnck]

You aren't the first one to find out that not all fantasies live up to their expectations. The first time I got a chance to go into the stripper clubs in my town, I was excited as could be. But watching a completely nude woman slowly gyrating while looking totally disinterested popped that particular fantasy. The highlight of the night was when we ended up at a burlesque show with actual stripping. That was exciting. It's not what you see but what you can't see that made it exciting plus the women there seemed to genuinely enjoy what they were doing (at least I hope they did).

 

[shiny5437]

Think of it more as being a testament to your professionalism. I've seen loads of boobs in my job working in health care but when you're in that context with your white coat on they're just not sexual, they're just another bit of the body like elbows or ears. That's a good thing.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I told her that I had no idea what she had but if it persisted to see an actual physician. She smiled and said "So what do you think I should put on it?" "Uhhhh.... your shirt."

priceless

I'm sorry that it's at your expense, but I really needed the chuckle after my own twelve (translate to 13.5) hour shift.

 

[Miles Long]

I always joke about using "Hey does this look infected to you?" as a pickup line. I can't believe she was crazy enough to actually use it. Hahahaha write that one down and make sure you put it in your book some day.

 

[Christopher2012]

priceless

I'm sorry that it's at your expense, but I really needed the chuckle after my own twelve (translate to 13.5) hour shift.

Do you get breaks?

I get NO break during my 14 hour shift. I have to stand and eat my lunch as quickly as possible as I verify prescriptions. lol

Maybe that's why I didn't find the situation sexy. Maybe I was just wanting to get the hell out of the pharmacy. lol

 

[GiggLeGasm]

you ARE new! you get breaks if you choose to take them. That "busy" sensation you're experiencing leads you to believe that the work will double when you get back. It won't. Go to lunch. You'll work more efficiently if you take care of yourself.

<insert gratuitous boob pic here>

 

[Carnevil9]

I told her that I had no idea what she had but if it persisted to see an actual physician. She smiled and said "So what do you think I should put on it?" "Uhhhh.... your shirt."

Priceless! Reminds me of a line in a Clint Eastwood movie where he's a professor, and a young bimbo student is trying to seduce him.

"Professor, I'll do anything for an A in this class. Anything."

"Good. Study."

 

[Christopher2012]

you ARE new! you get breaks if you choose to take them. That "busy" sensation you're experiencing leads you to believe that the work will double when you get back. It won't. Go to lunch. You'll work more efficiently if you take care of yourself.

<insert gratuitous boob pic here>

LOL That's cute.

I work for a huge retail chain in GA. Trust me, there are NO breaks. (Translation: My employer does not allow it. Should be illegal. I'm not sure how they get away with it.)

 

[Que]

voyeurism isn't quite the right word...here you are the victim of an exhibitionist who seeks to victimize the unsuspecting......a voyeur seeks to to "victimize" the unsuspecting...

oh course there are healthy outlets for both predilections.

sort of...opposite sides of a coin.

If I were to peep in the window of an avowed exhibitionist and get caught I suspect he or she would be distraught.

 

[Christopher2012]

voyeurism isn't quite the right word...here you are the victim of an exhibitionist who seeks to victimize the unsuspecting......a voyeur seeks to to "victimize" the unsuspecting...

oh course there are healthy outlets for both predilections.

sort of...opposite sides of a coin.

If I were to peep in the window of an avowed exhibitionist and get caught I suspect he or she would be distraught.

Oh you're right...
My bad.

 

[Eilan]

Wow. That would be highly illegal over here!

I would think that OSHA would be all up in that pharmacy's shit if a fatigued employee makes a mistake that kills someone.

 

[KinkyPan]

My two bits...

Just because you've always fantasised about something doesn't mean you necessarily want it: a) with a total stranger; b) at some given moment; c) without any consent involved on your part at ALL.

I doubt you'd have the same reaction if it was a woman you knew at least a little and were particularly attracted to, who knew your fantasy and decided to surprise you at some time that you actually were in the mood to see some tits.

There are a lot of fun sexy things I love to do that would make me not just turned off but furious and shaken if someone I didn't know tried to do them without my permission at the end of a long day. I too love some eye candy, but it doesn't mean I want to be flashed by a stranger, no matter how good-looking. I love to kiss, but even the best kisser in the world would earn some pain trying to just kiss me out of the blue without so much as an introduction. And lots of people have fantasies involving questionable consent that are better roleplayed than acted on for real.

Honestly I think you've just learnt the difference between good sexy fun and someone using you for their jollies without caring whether you're actually interested. It's an experience too many of us have had.

 

[SkylarFalling]

Just because you've always fantasised about something doesn't mean you necessarily want it: a) with a total stranger; b) at some given moment; c) without any consent involved on your part at ALL.

I doubt you'd have the same reaction if it was a woman you knew at least a little and were particularly attracted to, who knew your fantasy and decided to surprise you at some time that you actually were in the mood to see some tits.

I think this is the right idea. Don't completely give up hope that it could be good fun. If it was with someone you kind of knew and were attracted to, as part of a game you were playing or you were flirting, and you hadn't had such a long crappy shift, you might've felt differently.
It is entirely possible that it also is quite simply not for you, but if you were interested in it before, don't completely write it off when you've only had chance to try in a totally non-sexy situation.

 

[boutrosboutros]

So tonight, it finally happened. That one dream that any guy has. I was at work, looking all fresh and clean with my white coat (translation: feeling like shit after 12 hours and knowing that I had two more to go)... and a relatively attractive young woman comes up to me and says this:

"Are you like... a doctor...?"

"Uhh... I AM a doctor... but I'm not a physician if that's what you mean."

"Okay, will you look at something for me?"

And she took off her shirt and her very firm and perky titties were like... all up in my grill. Here's the weird part............... It was totally not as sexy as I thought it'd be. The whole time, I was really just trying to figure out what she was trying to show me. She apparently had a rash but I hardly saw anything. I mean, there were some small bumps but nothing significant. I was honestly just standing there wondering if she was doing it for the thrill.

I told her that I had no idea what she had but if it persisted to see an actual physician. She smiled and said "So what do you think I should put on it?" "Uhhhh.... your shirt."

Anyway, so I told her to just put some Benadryl cream on it because she said it itched. I don't believe that Benadryl cream works. I just wanted out of the situation because I was feeling really awkward. And that may sound immature and childish, but who the fuck goes up to a pharmacist and flops out their tits with no warning? I mean there was no, "Hey will you look at a sensitive area?" or nothing. WTF? So stupid.

So anyway, how is this a HOW TO? Well how DO you enjoy something that you've always dreamed of and then actually realizing that it's really... not... that... great... but... inappropriate.

I dunno... interesting story... and I think the first time I've seen actual boobs. Yep... first time... in like real life. Okay guys, have a good one. Back to the real world of video games.

What you've discovered is the truth that breasts that are merely presented to you matter-of-factly are not really all that interesting. The real glory of breasts is only revealed when you've had to put in an element of 'spade work', also known as 'the chase'. A naked woman is a thing to revel in when she has revealed herself to you willingly after a period of unrealised desire and back-and-forth, in other words.

The adage that "good things come to those who wait" even applies in the metaphysical sense that the more you wait for something, the better it usually is.

 

[lovecraft68]

I would think the fact you were at work took away from it. You were probably worried someone would see and wonder what was going on.

The other thing is honestly? "I have a rash will you look at it?" and she told you it itched, so maybe that was a turn off.

Personally I think it was too blatant.

I had a situation maybe five years ago where it was everything I thought it would be. We were in a meeting with a new client and they were sitting across from us. The wife was wearing a short black skirt with thigh highs.

I knew they were thigh highs because every time she crossed and uncrossed her legs I could see her thighs and she was doing it repeatedly. She excuses herself and when she comes back and starts doing it again, there were no panties and she kept giving us these quick little flashes.

I always wonder if her husband was in on it. But it was hot and I think because it was a little more subtle than "kabam!"

 

[Christopher2012]

What you've discovered is the truth that breasts that are merely presented to you matter-of-factly are not really all that interesting. The real glory of breasts is only revealed when you've had to put in an element of 'spade work', also known as 'the chase'. A naked woman is a thing to revel in when she has revealed herself to you willingly after a period of unrealised desire and back-and-forth, in other words.

The adage that "good things come to those who wait" even applies in the metaphysical sense that the more you wait for something, the better it usually is.

Hey great point!

I get uninterested fast when I see too much too soon - meaning porn.

 

[beingtrue2me]

*note to me* Don't go up to cute guys and show them your boobs anymore cause they don't like it when you do that. Dammit now I need another method to get attention.