Voyager I to earth: Remember me you ungrateful bitches?

[KRCummings]

You forgot about us because of your glitzy high tech Mars robots. Well fuck you. I'm at the end of the fucking solar system running on nothing more than weak ass 1970's power and Chuck Berry on Vinyl.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/03/us/space-voyager-solar-system/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

 

[blobfish]

No one was listening to Chuck Berry in the '70s.

I mean, from what I've read.

 

[Sean]

Unbelievable piece of kit. It's outperformed its design specs by orders of magnitude.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Unbelievable piece of kit. It's outperformed it's design specs by orders of magnitude.

As if you would know anything about it.

 

[islandman]

As if you would know anything about it.

You think he was referring to himself when he said that?

 

[Adre]

No one was listening to Chuck Berry in the '70s.

I mean, from what I've read.

Right. You're at least as old as Chuck

 

[Sean]

You think he was referring to himself when he said that?

He's still butthurt? LMAO.

 

[islandman]

He's still butthurt? LMAO.

What's he got to be butthurt about?

I was going for the funny throw-away line.

 

[Sean]

What's he got to be butthurt about?

I was going for the funny throw-away line.

You need better material.

 

[islandman]

You need better material.

Now I'm butthurt too.

 

[Sean]

Now I'm butthurt too.

There's a lot of it about.

 

[Squibbs]

I was on Voyager II.

True story.

 

[islandman]

I was on Voyager II.

True story.

Was it looking at Uranus?

 

[lovetoread]

It's kind of hot reading all these men talk about ass play.

 

[Peregrinator]

I was on Voyager II.

True story.

Prove you aren't still on it.

 

[Sean]

Was it looking at Uranus?

Dude, just three posts ago what did I tell you?

 

[Squibbs]

Was it looking at Uranus?

It tried.

You were blocking it's view.

 

[Squibbs]

Prove you aren't still on it.

I would like to.

Have you any idea how long it takes to upload a picture from out here?

 

[islandman]

Dude, just three posts ago what did I tell you?

Do I tell you to brush your yellow teeth?

No.

So piss off.

It tried.

You were blocking it's view.

I'll admit that was funny.

 

[Peregrinator]

I would like to.

Have you any idea how long it takes to upload a picture from out here?

Uh, nine or ten minutes, I would think.

 

[Sean]

Do I tell you to brush your yellow teeth?

No.

So piss off.

You're just jealous of my awesome rhyming skilz.

 

[Peregrinator]

...and your dental caries ills.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Fair winds and fallowing seas, Voyager.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Fair winds and fallowing seas, Voyager.

*Following.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

V'ger's great, great, great, great, great, granprobe.