Vote for me in 04

[Aquila]

Aquila For President!

My Campaign Promises
1. Ill decrease your tax burden! by cutting such liberal pork fat as the commision to study endangered chipmunks.
2. Ill bring the military to a higher state of readiness.
3. I Promise not to pussyfoot around and pull the trigger, and not threaten to do so.
4. Ill increase school spending and mandate an accross the board 20% pay increase for teachers. and I will abolish teachers unions
5. Ill push a personal privacy agenda!

A vote for me is a vote for prosperity!

give me a woot woot.

 

[zipman]

Aquila For President!

My Campaign Promises
1. Ill decrease your tax burden! by cutting such liberal pork fat as the commision to study endangered chipmunks.
2. Ill bring the military to a higher state of readiness.
3. I Promise not to pussyfoot around and pull the trigger, and not threaten to do so.
4. Ill increase school spending and mandate an accross the board 20% pay increase for teachers. and I will abolish teachers unions
5. Ill push a personal privacy agenda!

A vote for me is a vote for prosperity!

give me a woot woot.

I wouldn't vote for anyone who doesn't use an apostrophe correctly.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I'll throw my hat in this ring!

My platform:

1. Legalization and taxation of drugs and prostitution.
2. The military will be put to work digging wells and improving the infrastructure of 3rd world nations.
3. A toilet and a can of beans in every house.
4. Naked pictures of me.
5. I'll use the FBI and ATF to insure that Aquila never again publishes naked pictures of himself.

A vote for me is a vote against Aquila!

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: Vote for me in 04

I wouldn't vote for anyone who doesn't use an apostrophe correctly.

Fuck the apostraphe, english is for the nerds, math is for the great ones.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I also promise to abolish math.

 

[Aquila]

I'll throw my hat in this ring!

My platform:

1. Legalization and taxation of drugs and prostitution.
2. The military will be put to work digging wells and improving the infrastructure of 3rd world nations.
3. A toilet and a can of beans in every house.
4. Naked pictures of me.
5. I'll use the FBI and ATF to insure that Aquila never again publishes naked pictures of himself.

A vote for me is a vote against Aquila!

my opponent just wants all my naked pictures for himself.

 

[zipman]

Re: Re: Re: Vote for me in 04

Fuck the apostraphe, english is for the nerds, math is for the great ones.

Considering the platform of your opponent, I agree, fuck the apostrophe.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

my opponent just wants all my naked pictures for himself.

If the whole Roswell incident turns out to be true, then our great nation will need the ultimate weapon!

 

[Aquila]

If the whole Roswell incident turns out to be true, then our great nation will need the ultimate weapon!

The roswell incident IS true.
how else do you explain howie mendell? or however the fuck you spell his last name.

 

[HeavyStick]

The roswell incident IS true.
how else do you explain howie mendell? or however the fuck you spell his last name.

Howie Mandell is Canadian.

Canadian beer sucks.

When are you invading Canada?

 

[Aquila]

Howie Mandell is Canadian.

Canadian beer sucks.

When are you invading Canada?

the 51st state? shit,, Ill just offer the frog wannabes in quebec their independance, and they'll overthrow the rest of the country for me and give it to the U.S. like a big gift wrapped love present.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Howie Mandell is Canadian.

Canadian beer sucks.

When are you invading Canada?

I'm just gonna' build a country that is so fucking cool that they will jump at the chance to be annexed.

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm just gonna' build a country that is so fucking cool that they will jump at the chance to be annexed.

Texas II ?

 

[Aquila]

If I where president, heavystick would be the sex toy of any woman who wants him... any... woman...

like say janet reno

 

[HeavyStick]

As long as I don't have to nail that Botox Broad in redwave's av.

 

[HeavyStick]

plug

 

[Aquila]

Dude Id give you to redwave just so he could shut the fuck up.
It would be your patriotic duty to the state to keep him sexually sated.

 

[HeavyStick]

Redwave would get stuffed (hypothetically in a fictional story sense) in a wood chipper, then a salad shooter. I'd feed his remains to the Capitalistic pigeons taking a shit on homeless people in Las Vegas.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Did I mention that every voter gets a naked picture of me?

 

[Aquila]

people voting for me or you?

 

[HeavyStick]

Maybe STD should start a poll.