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Missdemeanour

Missdemeanour

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I used to have this as my voicemail message...''Hi I can't answer my phone right now as it is in my pocket on vibrate, but please call again and again and again and I may answer sometime''

Unfortunately my dad wouldn't leave a message so I had to delete it.

Anyone else got any funny/naughty messages??
 
Missdemeanour said:
I used to have this as my voicemail message...''Hi I can't answer my phone right now as it is in my pocket on vibrate, but please call again and again and again and I may answer sometime''

Unfortunately my dad wouldn't leave a message so I had to delete it.

Anyone else got any funny/naughty messages??
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Dad may have been onto you is all I can think of...
 
Missdemeanour said:
I used to have this as my voicemail message...''Hi I can't answer my phone right now as it is in my pocket on vibrate, but please call again and again and again and I may answer sometime''

Unfortunately my dad wouldn't leave a message so I had to delete it.

Anyone else got any funny/naughty messages??
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Hehehehe, I like it...*goes off to change my voicemail greeeting...* :D
 
Missdemeanour said:
Oh cool I've always wanted my very own stalker..~pretends not to see you following me~
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*looks randomly in a shop window as you half turn...* oooh, Ann Summers.... :p
 
I phoned my plumber who'd started the job, but had to come and finish the rest (long story....basically I fired my builder and took over!)
His message was fantastic - about 5 mins long and went something like :
"Hi, you've reached my voice mail because I'm working. If you're calling about a job I haven't started - be patient, I'll get to you. If you have been waiting for more than 6 months, stay in the queue, it's only getting longer. If you can't be bothered waiting, feel free to find someone else. If you're calling for another reason, feel free to leave a message."

A friend of mine had a message saying
I can't answer the phone because I'm out having too much fun. Leave a message and I might call you back if I find some free time.
 
mark197205 said:
*looks randomly in a shop window as you half turn...* oooh, Ann Summers.... :p
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Goes into Ann Summers and buys the outfit you are oggling in the window
 
Missdemeanour said:
Goes into Ann Summers and buys the outfit you are oggling in the window
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Watches as you buy the "Naughty French Maid" outfit and starts to grin..... :nana:
 
Missdemeanour said:
Get the feeling I'm being watched.... ~looks around~ nah no one interesting in sight! :p
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So my un-interesting disguise is working... ;)
 
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