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Never said:I'm technically inebriated. I'll remember everything. I mixed two cups of vodka with six cups of cranberry/blackberry juice.
Never said:
*gives you a kiss*
If you're interested, I'm technically drunk at the moment.

JazzManJim said:Good Morning, Never.
That was some damned fine Poeticizing you did there.
Best I've ever managed around here are some half-assed Haiku.
And you did them drunk? Kicked my ass it did....