Vodka or Gin?

Couture

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Vodka is so smooth. Grey Goose just sort of glides down to your stomach and gives you a nice warm feeling.

But then there's gin. Vodka's dirty sister. Even a smooth gin like Bombay Sapphire is harsh compared to good vodka.

And yet, and yet, the aroma of juniper remains long after the drink is gone. Much like the scent of a woman lasts long after you've gone down on her.

I would say that my vote goes to gin...but like a woman, my vote tends to go to the drink I'm with.

Salut!
 
I started my drinking on gin, but of the two my vote would have to go to vodka. Of all, I gotta go with bourbon.
 
Bourbon makes me stupid.

Tequila makes me crazy.

Vodka makes me fall flat on my face. Once I was at a pool party where vodka punch was being served. I didn't even know I'd cut my foot open until I looked down and saw the puddle I was standing in had turned red.

I guess I'll go for gin :)
 
Vodka's absolutely horrible stuff. Tastes disgusting and leaves your body shuddering. However it is by far the quickest way to get drubnk (sic), so drowning it in diesel (coke and orange) works.

Gin cannot be saved by any mixers. Ugh.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Vodka's absolutely horrible stuff. Tastes disgusting and leaves your body shuddering. However it is by far the quickest way to get drubnk (sic), so drowning it in diesel (coke and orange) works.

Gin cannot be saved by any mixers. Ugh.

The Earl

Not true. Everclear is far superior to any other when looking for a quick drunk.
 
Don't like either.

A good single malt is my preferred plonk.

Prefer beer to everything else though. much harder to overdo it with beer.

Succeeded more often than I want to think though.
 
A choice of drink would probably be a nice Continental beer, something like a Belgian Stella or a Pelforth.

Either that, or red wine. French by preferance. A Cotes Du Rhone Villages to go with a good steak. Mmmm. That's a nice thought.

The Earl
 
minsue said:
Grain alcohol. 190 proof.

Everclear was my friend, once upon a time...:rolleyes:

Everclear is not a very good friend though. Everclear is only good for poor young people who don't know any better. Everclear pretends to be your friend until it catches you at a weak moment. Then it knocks you over the head, steals your wallet and clothes, molests you while you sleep, and leaves you like that in the bad part of town.

(Well at least that's what it did to me.)
 
Couture said:
Everclear is not a very good friend though. Everclear is only good for poor young people who don't know any better. Everclear pretends to be your friend until it catches you at a weak moment. Then it knocks you over the head, steals your wallet and clothes, molests you while you sleep, and drops you like that in the bad part of town.

And yet, you find yourself inviting it back the next Saturday night.
 
Couture said:
Everclear is not a very good friend though. Everclear is only good for poor young people who don't know any better. Everclear pretends to be your friend until it catches you at a weak moment. Then it knocks you over the head, steals your wallet and clothes, molests you while you sleep, and leaves you like that in the bad part of town.

(Well at least that's what it did to me.)

Yes, yes, it's coming back to me now...red grain alcohol punch...dancing on sticky red floors...god, I think it was a frat party :(
 
LadyJeanne said:
Yes, yes, it's coming back to me now...red grain alcohol punch...dancing on sticky red floors...god, I think it was a frat party :(


Mmmmmm....jungle juice
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Amen. I swear they should keep the bottles of Gin right next to the paint thinner at Home Depot. :p

Don't you be talkin' bad about my drink like that!

And she ain't paint thinner goddamnit! That's bad vodka.

Maybe you were thinking of turpentine.

<Don't chu pay no attenshon to him baby. I shtill loves ya.>
 
TheEarl said:
Vodka's absolutely horrible stuff. Tastes disgusting and leaves your body shuddering. However it is by far the quickest way to get drubnk (sic), so drowning it in diesel (coke and orange) works.

Gin cannot be saved by any mixers. Ugh.

The Earl

stop drinking the cheap shit and buy something good. good vodka tastes nothing like bad vodka.
 
GREY GOOSE... now... sans all those girliegirl mixers

damn i could use one
soon... my dove, soon...
anxiously awaiting 8pm when ill be home and able to imbibe...
 
Liar said:
Barracuda dark rum. Straight up.

i prefer 151, but only because when i drink i like to get drunk on as few drinks as possible. that and if you're using it to mix the bottle lasts a bit longer. i had a fifth last me for over a year. i don't drink that often.
 
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