Vitriol and Slander!

Black13

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Wake up, nation! Can't you see that every day, your inner guiding light is being diverted by fake pharmaceuticals, poised as military exercises, for the sake of instigating another nuclear crisis in Romania?
The CIA supports the Obama Administration's top secret chemtrail conspiracy, derived from Illumanti Reganomics that suppress the Oil War in the Gulf via HAARP signals, forced into GMO processed sports drinks that drain the collective aura of We the People, so that the Pope, Tony Blair, and Hillary Clinton can capitalize on their global diet pill pyramid scheme! You are all sheep! Moo!
 
Sheep go moo! You only hear sheep bleating because of chemtrail radio signals! Stop eating that rGBH and drinking that microwaved water! Open your third eye and release your darker aura to fight the quantum waves that Steve Jobs is filming through your webcam for the NSA! Then you will know the truth that sheep go moo! Baaaaaa!
 
This thread reminds me.

I must finish my epic story "The Sheep of Doom":

“Well, young masters, and young mistresses, this area is sheep country. It wasn’t always sheep country. The population used to be much larger than it is even now, with many small farms making a basic but reasonable living for those days. The landlord decided that sheep would produce more money than the tenant farmers could pay as rent and over a period of five years he evicted the lot of them, keeping just a handful as shepherds.

The land agent carried out the landlord’s orders except for one cottage that was occupied by Annie Blacksmith who was old and expected to die soon. The agent thought she would survive but a month or so and it wasn’t worth turning her out to starve. When the landlord saw that Annie’s cottage was still occupied he disagreed. His agent tried to explain and was dismissed for failure to execute the eviction.

On the day that Annie was to be removed from her cottage she got out of her bed for the first time in several weeks, dressed herself, and sat on a bench outside the front door. As the landlord approached with his bailiffs she stood up and shook her fist.

“Sheep is all you want,” She yelled, “Sheep you shall have. Sheep will bring you pelf. You and your heirs will answer for what you have done to the people of this land. The sheep of doom will come. That fate you cannot evade.”

Annie swayed on her feet.

“The sheep of doom will come…” She said before falling dead across the threshold of her cottage.”

 
How do fake pharmaceuticals poise as military exercises?

They're fake, right? You can't even hallucinate off that?

I think this should be moved to the poetry forum. It's got cadence.
 
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