visit to Portland

[sw909]

Hi Oregonians. I'll be on a business trip to Portland from Feb 16-20 and I'm looking for a companion or companions to help me pass the lonely nights in the hotel room or maybe just get together for coffee or a drink. I promise I won't bite (unless you want me to). If you're interested in finding out more about me respond here or pm me.

 

[naughtyallthway]

Awww....I'm in corvallis with no way to get to Portland...otherwise I'd be tempted to show you a good time...

*winks*

*is very, very bi*

 

[sw909]

How far is Corvallis?

 

[sw909]

bump

 

[sw909]

another bump to the top

 

[BlueDaisy]

I didn't figure you meant Portland, Texas, but I had to look, just in case. Not that I'm in Portland, of course...just originally from near there.

Ok...you can have your thread back. lol

 

[sw909]

Portland, Oregon, not Portland, Texas. Thanks anyway.

 

[BlueDaisy]

Portland, Oregon, not Portland, Texas. Thanks anyway.

Yeah, I figured out it was Oregon. lol Besides, I don't think anyone actually goes to Portland, Texas. Well, not many, that is.

 

[sw909]

Displaying my northern roots, I've never even heard of Portland, TX. Where is it?

 

[BlueDaisy]

Displaying my northern roots, I've never even heard of Portland, TX. Where is it?

Know where Corpus Christi, Texas is? If you have to consult a map, it is on the coast. Portland is just north (somewhat north) of Corpus, across the bay. Corpus is where I'm from.

 

[sw909]

There you go, I learned something new on Lit . . . again!

 

[BlueDaisy]

There you go, I learned something new on Lit . . . again!

*nods* Yep, Lit is very educational...in more ways than one!

 

[sw909]

I've picked up all kinds of geographical information on Literotica. Now, if I could just follow these directions to the G-spot . . .

 

[BlueDaisy]

I've picked up all kinds of geographical information on Literotica. Now, if I could just follow these directions to the G-spot . . .

ROFL!! Don't feel bad...my hubby has problems with those directions, too. Unfortunately. *sigh*

 

[g.sherpa]

I've picked up all kinds of geographical information on Literotica. Now, if I could just follow these directions to the G-spot . . .

When you enter the tunnel, start running along the roof, and eventually you will hit a speed bump (if youve taken all the right roads up till now if not, you may just drive right past it without ever seeing it.) Once you find it, stay there and wait, as thats where the party is being held.

 

[sw909]

Thanks for the instructions, but it was a joke. I think . . .

Oregonians - I'll be in Portland Monday - that's tomorrow. Anybody?

 

[Paul68]

I'm in Portland. I've got some free time early next week. Send me a PM.

 

[BlueDaisy]

When you enter the tunnel, start running along the roof, and eventually you will hit a speed bump (if youve taken all the right roads up till now if not, you may just drive right past it without ever seeing it.) Once you find it, stay there and wait, as thats where the party is being held.

Pretty awesome directions!