VISA erotica

[Vielle]

Lapdance at Boobs-R-Us Gentlemen's Club on a Friday night: $50

Sally Stripper giving her own father a lap dance on Fathers' Day: Priceless

Okay, I admit, that one was lame. But I want to hear everyone else's ideas. Just use the Visa ad theme to describe your favorite fetish and post it in this thread.

 

[BossySon21a]

Mom and Dad hiring a stripper for their son's 21st birthday: $500.00

Mom and Dad buying their son a car for his 21st birthday: $35,000

Mom and Dad stripping naked, putting on slave collars and presenting themselves to their son, in front of the whole party, as full-time permanent sex slaves: priceless!

 

[RicoLouis]

Digital Camera $150.00
Home Computer $800.00
Finding naked pictures of your 18yo daughter and her friends in the recycling bin of your home computer.

Priceless.

You would be surprised how many people delete stuff on there computer and don't empty the recycling bin. Just be warned some things are better left unknown.

 

[Jack_Samuel]

New lingerie $100
Hotel Room $400
Getting locked outside your room and having to call reception because you were fucking naked on the balcony. Priceless

 

[Totzman]

Can't believe no one else has pointed this out- Mastercard does those, not Visa.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

Hire tux and limo to take her to dinner - $200
Special dinner at top restaurant, including champagne and wine - $400
Offering Visa to pay at a Mastercard only establishment - priceless

 

[Jack_Samuel]

Hire tux and limo to take her to dinner - $200
Special dinner at top restaurant, including champagne and wine - $400
Offering Visa to pay at a Mastercard only establishment - priceless

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