VirtualYayati!!!

[Guru]

Now that yaya is leaving forever, it's time to replace him with a virtual version.

Every word that appears in the following posts is 100% yayati. It *might* be taken out of context.

Limit your posts to one sentence at a time, please. And note that Virtual yayati can only reply to the last post in the thread.

Virtual yayati says:I was the voice of a gestalt entity named yayati. I was legion for I had many different ideas about life and wanted to espouse them all! I had hate and hurt too, that needed to be exhausted in a manner which didn't hurt anyone in real life. I have exhausted all the hate and the hurt I felt through this medium. There is only peace and happiness in my heart now.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Guru ur a hater

 

[Guru]

Guru ur a hater

Virtual yayati says:
hater means someone who is jealous of something...and he hates B/C of his jealousy and insecurity...i find a lot of net ppl hate me simply b/c of my sixpaq but they saw me they would prolly admire me for tha hardwork it takes to acquire a sixpaq....i know gals normally swoon over me....

 

[Byron In Exile]

Will it break the machine if Yayati comes back and gets into a conversation with VirtualYayati?

 

[Guru]

Will it break the machine if Yayati comes back and gets into a conversation with VirtualYayati?

Virtual yayati says:
send me ur pic, please?

 

[Byron In Exile]

This is creepy.

 

[Dougy]

I have developed a certain affection for Virtual Yayati. Really can't explain it, but there it is...

 

[Guru]

I have developed a certain affection for Virtual Yayati. Really can't explain it, but there it is...

Virtual yayati says:
can i pm you? please?

 

[Byron In Exile]

You can send me a six-pack.

 

[Guru]

You can send me a six-pack.

Virtual yayati says:
I JUST WANTED TO SAY FIRST OF ALL IM GONA WRITE IN CAPS.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hang on... brb

 

[Guru]

Hang on... brb

Virtual yayati says:
WELL IT WAS GONA HAPPEN SOMETIME IT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN NOW.BY THE END OF THIS WEEK I WILL NO MORE BE COMMMING TO LIT.COM.SO I DEDICATE THIS WEEK TO ME.

 

[cymbidia]

Actually, i liked yayati most of the time.
He and i never really had any problems.

It's that Guru guy who creeps me out.

 

[Guru]

Actually, i liked yayati most of the time.
He and i never really had any problems.

It's that Guru guy who creeps me out.

Virtual yayati says:
guru: ur a hater

 

[cymbidia]

Virtual yayati?
Actually i like Guru a lot.
He's a good guy.

 

[Guru]

Virtual yayati?
Actually i like Guru a lot.
He's a good guy.

Virtual yayati says:
guru: talking behind my back eh?!

 

[cymbidia]

If you keep your back turned then we have no choice.
It's nice, for a back, but the front of you is better.

 

[Guru]

If you keep your back turned then we have no choice.
It's nice, for a back, but the front of you is better.

Virtual yayati says:
discuss more cuz i cleverly hidden a joke in this thread somewhere...its frustrating when ppl dont get jokes and i have to xplain em.....

 

[cymbidia]

Oh man. I'm no good with cleverly hidden jokes. I'm one of the people who always needs that explanation. Sorry. Maybe we can skip right to the telling part?

 

[Guru]

Oh man. I'm no good with cleverly hidden jokes. I'm one of the people who always needs that explanation. Sorry. Maybe we can skip right to the telling part?

Virtual yayati says:
i am not the type of person who is gonna argue so end of discussion, if ur last statement makes u happy, then a candy for u!

 

[cymbidia]

You're creeping me out here, darlin'.


Yayati is yayati and you are you.
Let's not do that spooky chanelling thing, okay?

 

[Guru]

You're creeping me out here, darlin'.


Yayati is yayati and you are you.
Let's not do that spooky chanelling thing, okay?

Virtual yayati says:
u dint read my message i said end of discussion....u guys are so pedantic its untrue....typical of a feminists etc daym lets bring the topic under discussion back to the real issue or ima shut this operation down....

 

[Byron In Exile]

Okay, I'm back now.

 

[Guru]

Okay, I'm back now.

Virtual yayati says:
One time I got so annoyed with people that I started making dog barking sounds at anyone who stared at me.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Did you miss me?